redneck study
Sep 29, 2015 10:41:09 #
A recent study found that rednecks walk about nine hundred miles a year
Another study found that rednecks drink on the average twenty two gallons of beer a year
That means ,on average that rednecks get about forty one miles to the gallon
makes me kinda proud to be a redneck
Another study found that rednecks drink on the average twenty two gallons of beer a year
That means ,on average that rednecks get about forty one miles to the gallon
makes me kinda proud to be a redneck
Sep 29, 2015 10:50:54 #
badbobby wrote:
A recent study found that rednecks walk about nine hundred miles a year
Another study found that rednecks drink on the average twenty two gallons of beer a year
That means ,on average that rednecks get about forty one miles to the gallon
makes me kinda proud to be a redneck
Another study found that rednecks drink on the average twenty two gallons of beer a year
That means ,on average that rednecks get about forty one miles to the gallon
makes me kinda proud to be a redneck
A few of those miles may be crawling on hands and knees, but miles none the less...they count. :-D
Sep 29, 2015 11:35:56 #
badbobby wrote:
A recent study found that rednecks walk about nine hundred miles a year
Another study found that rednecks drink on the average twenty two gallons of beer a year
That means ,on average that rednecks get about forty one miles to the gallon
makes me kinda proud to be a redneck
Another study found that rednecks drink on the average twenty two gallons of beer a year
That means ,on average that rednecks get about forty one miles to the gallon
makes me kinda proud to be a redneck
I am happy you are proud of being something. After being rejected by the Marines, multiple times, and having to become a swabbie, I was concerned about you.
Sep 29, 2015 11:43:27 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
I am happy you are proud of being something. After being rejected by the Marines, multiple times, and having to become a swabbie, I was concerned about you.
Poppa
WAKE UP
YOU BEEN DREAMING TOO LONG :lol:
Sep 29, 2015 11:58:50 #
:idea:
Throw in some pickled eggs and pigs feet to fuel their built in Jato Assist( located in their asses. ) That'll get them there much faster and get even more mpg's on that beer.
"JATO (acronym for jet-assisted take off), is a type of assisted take-off for helping overloaded aircraft into the air by providing additional thrust in the form of small rockets. The term JATO is used interchangeably with the (more specific) term RATO, for Rocket-Assisted Take Off (or, in RAF parlance, RATOG for Rocket-Assisted Take Off Gear)."
If you try this at home please be careful and check your six. Might have a buddy behind you. You wouldn't want to crispy critter a buddy.
Just savin.
Throw in some pickled eggs and pigs feet to fuel their built in Jato Assist( located in their asses. ) That'll get them there much faster and get even more mpg's on that beer.
"JATO (acronym for jet-assisted take off), is a type of assisted take-off for helping overloaded aircraft into the air by providing additional thrust in the form of small rockets. The term JATO is used interchangeably with the (more specific) term RATO, for Rocket-Assisted Take Off (or, in RAF parlance, RATOG for Rocket-Assisted Take Off Gear)."
If you try this at home please be careful and check your six. Might have a buddy behind you. You wouldn't want to crispy critter a buddy.
Just savin.
badbobby wrote:
A recent study found that rednecks walk about nine hundred miles a year
Another study found that rednecks drink on the average twenty two gallons of beer a year
That means ,on average that rednecks get about forty one miles to the gallon
makes me kinda proud to be a redneck
Another study found that rednecks drink on the average twenty two gallons of beer a year
That means ,on average that rednecks get about forty one miles to the gallon
makes me kinda proud to be a redneck
Sep 30, 2015 11:19:23 #
missinglink wrote:
:idea: br Throw in some pickled eggs and pigs fee... (show quote)
you think maybe that would help with the crawling part???
Sep 30, 2015 19:29:15 #
missinglink wrote:
:idea: br Throw in some pickled eggs and pigs fee... (show quote)
I love me some pickled eggs! :thumbup:
They have been declared illegal in my house by the First Lady.
Wait a minute!! She doesn't have that authority!! :hunf: I run things here!! :thumbup: :thumbup:
Sep 30, 2015 19:43:29 #
archie bunker wrote:
I love me some pickled eggs! :thumbup:
They have been declared illegal in my house by the First Lady.
Wait a minute!! She doesn't have that authority!! :hunf: I run things here!! :thumbup: :thumbup:
They have been declared illegal in my house by the First Lady.
Wait a minute!! She doesn't have that authority!! :hunf: I run things here!! :thumbup: :thumbup:
Sure you do Arch, sure you do. :mrgreen: :XD: :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sep 30, 2015 20:03:08 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Sure you do Arch, sure you do. :mrgreen: :XD: :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You hush! :hunf:
Sep 30, 2015 20:34:42 #
archie bunker wrote:
You hush! :hunf:
My lips are sealed. Your secret is safe with me.
Sep 30, 2015 21:00:55 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
My lips are sealed. Your secret is safe with me.
I will let you know when I am running the vacuum cleaner thing. Probably Saturday. :hunf:
Oct 1, 2015 15:14:51 #
archie bunker wrote:
I love me some pickled eggs! :thumbup:
They have been declared illegal in my house by the First Lady.
Wait a minute!! She doesn't have that authority!! :hunf: I run things here!! :thumbup: :thumbup:
They have been declared illegal in my house by the First Lady.
Wait a minute!! She doesn't have that authority!! :hunf: I run things here!! :thumbup: :thumbup:
uhhuh??
Oct 1, 2015 17:09:13 #
badbobby wrote:
uhhuh??
Wadda ya mean uh huh? I am the king of my castle!! I even have my own thrown room!! :hunf:
Oct 1, 2015 17:44:31 #
archie bunker wrote:
Wadda ya mean uh huh? I am the king of my castle!! I even have my own thrown room!! :hunf:
hey Arch
far be it from me to tell someone their dreams are unrealistic :roll: :roll: :mrgreen:
of course I'm judging you by myself :wink:
Oct 1, 2015 18:10:41 #
badbobby wrote:
hey Arch
far be it from me to tell someone their dreams are unrealistic :roll: :roll: :mrgreen:
of course I'm judging you by myself :wink:
far be it from me to tell someone their dreams are unrealistic :roll: :roll: :mrgreen:
of course I'm judging you by myself :wink:
And you always arrive at the wrong verdict.
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