smurphy wrote:
Great stuff! Three men in a retirement home are out of the porch. The first one says, "I have to get up four or five times a night to trickle a little urine." The second says, "I get up four or five times a night for number two and nothing happens." The third says, "Not me! First thing in the morning I pee like a race horse and poop like an elephant...and then I get up to start my day."