Blonde Jokes: It's not really fair that people always pick on blond women as being stupid, when there are so many blond men as well walking around, and we all know a few... There was a...

Alicia Loc: NYC

It's not really fair that people always pick on blond women as being stupid, when there are so many blond men as well walking around, and we all know a few...

There was a Irishman, Mexican, and a blond guy, who were construction workers and they were working on top of a building.
It was lunch time and the Irsh man opens his lunch pail and he gets cabbage and beef and he says, "If I get one more beef and cabbage for lunch I'm gonna jump off of this building."
Then the Mexican opens his lunch pail and he gets a burrito, he says, 'if I get one more burrito for lunch I'm gonna jump off this building.'
The blond man opens his lunch pale and gets a bologna sandwich. He says, 'if I get one more bologna sandwich I'm gonna jump off of this building.'
The next day the Irish man opens his lunch pail and finds cabage and beef so he jumps off the building to his death.
Then the Mexican opens hid lunch pail and finds a burrito so he jumps off the building to his death.
Then the blond guy opens his lunch pale and finds a bologna sandwich, so he jumps off to his death as well.
The next day at their funeral the Irish man's wife said, ''Bagorrah, only if I would have known that he didn't like cabbage and beef I would have packed him something else." Then the Mexican's wife then said, ''If I only knew he didn't like burritos, I would have packed something else.''
Finally, the blond man's wife said ''I don't know what his problem was; he packed his own lunch!''

A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten bastard," says the husband,"my wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked and scaring the kids!!!"

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blond joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blond. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: On all of them.

juhn arndt

Alicia wrote:

It's not really fair that people always pick on blond women as being stupid, when there are so many blond men as well walking around, and we all know a few...

There was a Irishman, Mexican, and a blond guy, who were construction workers and they were working on top of a building.
It was lunch time and the Irsh man opens his lunch pail and he gets cabbage and beef and he says, "If I get one more beef and cabbage for lunch I'm gonna jump off of this building."
Then the Mexican opens his lunch pail and he gets a burrito, he says, 'if I get one more burrito for lunch I'm gonna jump off this building.'
The blond man opens his lunch pale and gets a bologna sandwich. He says, 'if I get one more bologna sandwich I'm gonna jump off of this building.'
The next day the Irish man opens his lunch pail and finds cabage and beef so he jumps off the building to his death.
Then the Mexican opens hid lunch pail and finds a burrito so he jumps off the building to his death.
Then the blond guy opens his lunch pale and finds a bologna sandwich, so he jumps off to his death as well.
The next day at their funeral the Irish man's wife said, ''Bagorrah, only if I would have known that he didn't like cabbage and beef I would have packed him something else." Then the Mexican's wife then said, ''If I only knew he didn't like burritos, I would have packed something else.''
Finally, the blond man's wife said ''I don't know what his problem was; he packed his own lunch!''

A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten bastard," says the husband,"my wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked and scaring the kids!!!"

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blond joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blond. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

It's not really fair that people always pick on bl... (show quote)

That rocked!!!!!

Loki Loc: Georgia

juhn arndt wrote:

That rocked!!!!!

A Christian, a Hindu, and a Muslim all died and went to heaven at the same time. When they got to the Pearly Gates, St Peter said "hold on, boys! None of you led what you would call righteous lives on Earth, and I have to think on this one a minute."
St Peter reached his decision. He informed the trio that, to be fair, he would pick a word, and if they spelled it correctly on the first try, they would be allowed into heaven, and if not, it's a long way down.
He turned to the Christian and said, "spell dog."
"D-O-G," said that worthy.
"Pass into Heavenly bliss, my son!"
Turning next to the Hindu, he said:
"Spell cow."
"C-O-W."
"Pass into Heavenly bliss, my son!"
Turning finally to the Muslim, he said....
"Spell Chrysanthemum."

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I'm definitely not going to bleach my hair blonde, now. :?

Alicia Loc: NYC

PoppaGringo wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: On all of them.

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Thanks. Glad you enjoyed them. ;) ;) :wink:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Loki wrote:

A Christian, a Hindu, and a Muslim all died and we... (show quote)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

slatten49 wrote:

I'm definitely not going to bleach my hair blonde, now. :?

Top or bottom?

iFrank Loc: San Antonio

Loki wrote:

A Christian, a Hindu, and a Muslim all died and we... (show quote)

St. Peter is a smart Gate keeper, :thumbup:

dwallace2015

Alicia wrote:

It's not really fair that people always pick on blond women as being stupid, when there are so many blond men as well walking around, and we all know a few...

There was a Irishman, Mexican, and a blond guy, who were construction workers and they were working on top of a building.
It was lunch time and the Irsh man opens his lunch pail and he gets cabbage and beef and he says, "If I get one more beef and cabbage for lunch I'm gonna jump off of this building."
Then the Mexican opens his lunch pail and he gets a burrito, he says, 'if I get one more burrito for lunch I'm gonna jump off this building.'
The blond man opens his lunch pale and gets a bologna sandwich. He says, 'if I get one more bologna sandwich I'm gonna jump off of this building.'
The next day the Irish man opens his lunch pail and finds cabage and beef so he jumps off the building to his death.
Then the Mexican opens hid lunch pail and finds a burrito so he jumps off the building to his death.
Then the blond guy opens his lunch pale and finds a bologna sandwich, so he jumps off to his death as well.
The next day at their funeral the Irish man's wife said, ''Bagorrah, only if I would have known that he didn't like cabbage and beef I would have packed him something else." Then the Mexican's wife then said, ''If I only knew he didn't like burritos, I would have packed something else.''
Finally, the blond man's wife said ''I don't know what his problem was; he packed his own lunch!''

A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten bastard," says the husband,"my wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked and scaring the kids!!!"

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blond joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blond. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

It's not really fair that people always pick on bl... (show quote)

Do you know why blonde jokes are always told in small easy words?

So brunets and red heads can understand them.

dwallace2015

Alicia wrote:

It's not really fair that people always pick on blond women as being stupid, when there are so many blond men as well walking around, and we all know a few...

There was a Irishman, Mexican, and a blond guy, who were construction workers and they were working on top of a building.
It was lunch time and the Irsh man opens his lunch pail and he gets cabbage and beef and he says, "If I get one more beef and cabbage for lunch I'm gonna jump off of this building."
Then the Mexican opens his lunch pail and he gets a burrito, he says, 'if I get one more burrito for lunch I'm gonna jump off this building.'
The blond man opens his lunch pale and gets a bologna sandwich. He says, 'if I get one more bologna sandwich I'm gonna jump off of this building.'
The next day the Irish man opens his lunch pail and finds cabage and beef so he jumps off the building to his death.
Then the Mexican opens hid lunch pail and finds a burrito so he jumps off the building to his death.
Then the blond guy opens his lunch pale and finds a bologna sandwich, so he jumps off to his death as well.
The next day at their funeral the Irish man's wife said, ''Bagorrah, only if I would have known that he didn't like cabbage and beef I would have packed him something else." Then the Mexican's wife then said, ''If I only knew he didn't like burritos, I would have packed something else.''
Finally, the blond man's wife said ''I don't know what his problem was; he packed his own lunch!''

A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten bastard," says the husband,"my wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked and scaring the kids!!!"

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blond joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blond. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
"Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

It's not really fair that people always pick on bl... (show quote)

dwallace2015 sent this reply.

Do you know why blonde jokes are always told in small easy words?

So brunets and red heads can understand them.

Tasine Loc: Southwest US

Alicia wrote:

It's not really fair that people always pick on bl... (show quote)

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Loved all of them, but the one above is the best one! Thanks for a good wake up for the day setting!!

Tasine Loc: Southwest US

Loki wrote:

A Christian, a Hindu, and a Muslim all died and we... (show quote)

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Good one! :lol: :lol: :lol:

juhn arndt

Nice!!!
J.

badbobby Loc: texas

Loki wrote:

A Christian, a Hindu, and a Muslim all died and we... (show quote)

as it should be
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