Poor Bessie
How are you feeling ?
Sep 26, 2015 20:18:32 #
This Farmers Reply To A Slick Lawyers Question In Court, classic response by the farmers his reply was genius.
Some say a great lawyer is an even better salesman. Well this lawyer was trying to sell out a farmers actions as fraud but the Farmer had the last word!
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning, farmer Joe.
Didnt you say at the scene of the accident, I'm fine, asked the lawyer.
Farmer Joe responded, Well, Ill tell you what, I had just loading my favorite mule Bessie into the . . .
I didn't ask you for details, the lawyer interrupted, just answer the question. Did you not say at the scene of the assent, Im fine!.
Farmer Joe said, Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road . . .
The lawyer interrupted again and said, Judge, I am trying to establish the fact, that at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway patrolman on the scene that he was fine.
Now several weeks later after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.
By this time the judge was fairly interested in farmers joe answer and Id like to hear what he has to say.
Joe thanked the judge and proceeded, Well, as I was saying.
I had just loaded Bessie into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck in the the side.
I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other ditch. I was hurting real bad and didnt want to move.
However, I could hear ol Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in real terrible shape just by her groans.
Shortly after the accident a highway patrolman came on the scene.
He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning, so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her, between the eyes.
The patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said, Your mule was in so such bad shape I had to shoot her.
How are you feeling ? Asked the highway patrolman, still holding his gun?
Now what the hell would you say?
Poor Bessie
Some say a great lawyer is an even better salesman. Well this lawyer was trying to sell out a farmers actions as fraud but the Farmer had the last word!
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning, farmer Joe.
Didnt you say at the scene of the accident, I'm fine, asked the lawyer.
Farmer Joe responded, Well, Ill tell you what, I had just loading my favorite mule Bessie into the . . .
I didn't ask you for details, the lawyer interrupted, just answer the question. Did you not say at the scene of the assent, Im fine!.
Farmer Joe said, Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road . . .
The lawyer interrupted again and said, Judge, I am trying to establish the fact, that at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway patrolman on the scene that he was fine.
Now several weeks later after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.
By this time the judge was fairly interested in farmers joe answer and Id like to hear what he has to say.
Joe thanked the judge and proceeded, Well, as I was saying.
I had just loaded Bessie into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck in the the side.
I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other ditch. I was hurting real bad and didnt want to move.
However, I could hear ol Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in real terrible shape just by her groans.
Shortly after the accident a highway patrolman came on the scene.
He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning, so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her, between the eyes.
The patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said, Your mule was in so such bad shape I had to shoot her.
How are you feeling ? Asked the highway patrolman, still holding his gun?
Now what the hell would you say?
Poor Bessie
Sep 27, 2015 10:38:19 #
Sep 27, 2015 19:32:16 #
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