The Old Man and the Pill
Sep 25, 2015 13:59:22 #
An elderly lady went to the doctor and asked for his help in reviving her husbands sex drive. Why dont you give him Viagra? the doctor asks.
Oh, no, the woman replies. He doesn't even take aspirin for a headache.
Thats not a problem, the doctor tells her. Just crush up the pill and slip it into his coffee. Hell never even know.
Several days later, the old woman returns to the doctor, and he asks her if his suggestions worked.
Oh, Doctor! she exclaims. It was horrible! I did just as you said and as soon as he finished his coffee, he jumped up from the table, ripped off my clothes and took me right there on the table, we made love for a whole hour!!
And that was horrible? the doctor asked, puzzled.
Oh, the sex was wonderful! the old woman exclaimed. But I can never show my face in that coffee shop again!
Oh, no, the woman replies. He doesn't even take aspirin for a headache.
Thats not a problem, the doctor tells her. Just crush up the pill and slip it into his coffee. Hell never even know.
Several days later, the old woman returns to the doctor, and he asks her if his suggestions worked.
Oh, Doctor! she exclaims. It was horrible! I did just as you said and as soon as he finished his coffee, he jumped up from the table, ripped off my clothes and took me right there on the table, we made love for a whole hour!!
And that was horrible? the doctor asked, puzzled.
Oh, the sex was wonderful! the old woman exclaimed. But I can never show my face in that coffee shop again!
Sep 25, 2015 14:02:33 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
An elderly lady went to the doctor and asked for h... (show quote)
I doubt if anyone noticed her face. :roll: :lol:
Sep 26, 2015 11:01:12 #
Sep 26, 2015 12:59:11 #
Sep 26, 2015 13:23:17 #
Sep 26, 2015 23:06:56 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
certainly possible :lol: :lol:
Sure is...Marines make Waves. 8-)
Sep 26, 2015 23:09:56 #
Sep 26, 2015 23:26:38 #
badbobby wrote:
but do marines ride waves?
They ride both waves and Waves.
Sep 27, 2015 12:53:54 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
They ride both waves and Waves.
I certainly agree with Marines making waves
doubt seriously about making Waves :roll: :roll: :mrgreen:
they are good at rocking the boat also
Sep 27, 2015 13:01:15 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
I certainly agree with Marines making waves
doubt seriously about making Waves :roll: :roll: :mrgreen:
they are good at rocking the boat also
doubt seriously about making Waves :roll: :roll: :mrgreen:
they are good at rocking the boat also
Is your new avatar of you as a young brave :?: :lol:
Sep 27, 2015 16:42:58 #
slatten49 wrote:
Is your new avatar of you as a young brave :?: :lol:
His thinking is still in the 'Papoose' stage.
Sep 27, 2015 18:48:46 #
slatten49 wrote:
Is your new avatar of you as a young brave :?: :lol:
just thought it was adequate while dealing with you two juveniles :mrgreen:
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