Because of my confederates is having an anniversary today, I was compelled to choose this for our weekly amusement.
Happy 27th to _________!
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."
I bought her a bathroom scale.
That's how the fight started. :roll: :hunf: :-o :twisted:
I think I may keep this one to myself, or a priviledged few.
The Sgt. Major might throw me in the brig if presented with this as a source of humor!