Frozen carburetor
Sep 19, 2015 23:05:15 #
Frozen carburetor
People often complain about the police, but you rarely hear about the positive things they do, such as this incident involving a biker and a frozen carburetor.
Last January on a bitterly cold winter's day, a North Dakota State Trooper on patrol came upon a motorcyclist who was stalled by the roadside. The biker was swathed in heavy protective clothing and wearing a full-face helmet to protect the face from the cold weather.
Whats the matter? asked the Trooper.
"Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply.
"Pee on it. That'll thaw it out."
"I can't," said the biker.
"OK, watch me closely and I'll show you."
The Trooper unzipped and promptly warmed the carburetor as promised.
Moments later the bike started and the rider drove off, waving.
A few days later, the local State Troopers office received a note of thanks from the father of the motorcyclist.
It began: "On behalf of my daughter Jill..."
"One word or two"
> An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.
>
> Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get
> married.
>
> Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
>
> They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
>
> Finally, the elderly gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
>
> "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively.
>
> "I would like it infrequently," she replied.
>
> The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses,
> leaned over towards her and whispered,
>
> "Is that one word or two?"
>
People often complain about the police, but you rarely hear about the positive things they do, such as this incident involving a biker and a frozen carburetor.
Last January on a bitterly cold winter's day, a North Dakota State Trooper on patrol came upon a motorcyclist who was stalled by the roadside. The biker was swathed in heavy protective clothing and wearing a full-face helmet to protect the face from the cold weather.
Whats the matter? asked the Trooper.
"Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply.
"Pee on it. That'll thaw it out."
"I can't," said the biker.
"OK, watch me closely and I'll show you."
The Trooper unzipped and promptly warmed the carburetor as promised.
Moments later the bike started and the rider drove off, waving.
A few days later, the local State Troopers office received a note of thanks from the father of the motorcyclist.
It began: "On behalf of my daughter Jill..."
"One word or two"
> An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.
>
> Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get
> married.
>
> Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
>
> They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
>
> Finally, the elderly gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
>
> "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively.
>
> "I would like it infrequently," she replied.
>
> The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses,
> leaned over towards her and whispered,
>
> "Is that one word or two?"
>
Sep 20, 2015 00:02:52 #
That would also be my question, one word or two. :oops: :mrgreen: :XD: :lol: :thumbup:
Sep 20, 2015 05:32:42 #
Sep 20, 2015 15:05:08 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
That would also be my question, one word or two. :oops: :mrgreen: :XD: :lol: :thumbup:
your question should be "am I able"?
Sep 20, 2015 15:11:42 #
badbobby wrote:
your question should be "am I able"?
I am always 'able'...mentally.
Sep 20, 2015 19:56:21 #
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