Two prostitutes.
Sep 12, 2015 23:34:09 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:
Two Prostitutes -
$50.00.
A policeman, seeing
the sign, stopped them, and told them they'd either have to remove
the sign or go to jail.
At that time,
another car passed with a sign saying: "Jesus
Saves."
One of the girls
asked the officer, "How come you don't stop
them?"
"Well, that's a little different," the officer said. "Their sign pertains to
religion."
The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with a large sign on their car.
He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:
Two Fallen
Angels
Seeking Peter --
$50.00 =
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:
Two Prostitutes -
$50.00.
A policeman, seeing
the sign, stopped them, and told them they'd either have to remove
the sign or go to jail.
At that time,
another car passed with a sign saying: "Jesus
Saves."
One of the girls
asked the officer, "How come you don't stop
them?"
"Well, that's a little different," the officer said. "Their sign pertains to
religion."
The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with a large sign on their car.
He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:
Two Fallen
Angels
Seeking Peter --
$50.00 =
Sep 13, 2015 10:03:19 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
Elwood wrote:
A good one I have not heard in years.Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br Two ... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sep 13, 2015 11:14:47 #
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
A good one I have not heard in years.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yeah, some of those recycled jokes are still as funny today as when they first came out. :thumbup: :thumbup: :-D
Sep 13, 2015 13:17:38 #
Elwood wrote:
Yeah, some of those recycled jokes are still as funny today as when they first came out. :thumbup: :thumbup: :-D
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: First time I've heard it.
Sep 13, 2015 15:40:04 #
Parrothead wrote:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: First time I've heard it.
:lol: :lol: I guess the jungle drums are slow in Alabama? :mrgreen:
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