Failure to communicate.
Sep 12, 2015 17:33:57 #
Going the e-mail rounds. Thanks David. :lol: :lol:
A man is lying in his hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young student nurse comes in and starts giving him a sponge bath.
"Nurse"he mumbles through the mask"are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed the young nurse replied"I don't know sir,I'm just to wash your upper body and your feet".
The man struggles to ask again"are my testicles black,please check for me".
Concerned that the man might elevate his blood pressure
and heart rate from worrying about his testicles she overcame her embarrassment and pulled back his covers.
She raised his gown,holds his manhood in one hand and peers closely at his testicles.
After studying them intently she says"there's nothing wrong with them sir,they look fine to me".
The man laboriously removes the oxygen mask,smiles at the nurse and says very slowly"thank you very much.That was really nice .Now listen very closely and read my lips
"A-R-E M-Y T-E-S-T R-E-S-U-L-T-S B-A-C-K?
A man is lying in his hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young student nurse comes in and starts giving him a sponge bath.
"Nurse"he mumbles through the mask"are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed the young nurse replied"I don't know sir,I'm just to wash your upper body and your feet".
The man struggles to ask again"are my testicles black,please check for me".
Concerned that the man might elevate his blood pressure
and heart rate from worrying about his testicles she overcame her embarrassment and pulled back his covers.
She raised his gown,holds his manhood in one hand and peers closely at his testicles.
After studying them intently she says"there's nothing wrong with them sir,they look fine to me".
The man laboriously removes the oxygen mask,smiles at the nurse and says very slowly"thank you very much.That was really nice .Now listen very closely and read my lips
"A-R-E M-Y T-E-S-T R-E-S-U-L-T-S B-A-C-K?
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