LAPhil Loc: Los Angeles, CA

Donald Trump is the Mohammed Ali of politics. He’s the ultimate showman, the media darling, the headline grabber of our time. He’s the worst enemy of political correctness and the best friend of a talk show’s ratings. Can’t you just see him in colorful boxing shorts, dancing around the ring, raising his arms in victory and taunting the crowd—“I am the greatest!” To prove it, let’s string together some of Ali’s actual ringside statements adjusted to “Trump Speak:”

“I know where I’m going and I know the t***h, and I don’t have to be what you want me to be. I’m free to be what I want. I’m rich. I don’t need anyone else’s money. I can’t be bought!

“It’s hard to be humble, when you’re as great as I am. My only fault is that I don’t realize how great I really am.

“I float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. If you even dream of beating me you’d better wake up and apologize. People say it’s impossible for me to win. Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men.

“There were so many candidates ranked over me when I started that I couldn’t win on issues. I had to out-media them all by talking and talking some more. When my poll numbers took off, I shocked the world. When I left Jeb Bush in the dust, I shocked the world. I am from the House of Shock! I’m taking off and never coming down. Superman don’t need no seat belt; none of them can hold me down!

“Jeb Bush is nothing. The man needs enthusiasm lessons. And since he’s gonna fight me, he needs falling lessons, cause he’s going to keep falling in the polls. I’ll make him eat his words when he attacks me! That’s right, eat his words! I am the greatest.

(more at http://townhall.com/columnists/terrypaulson/2015/09/05/trump--the-mohammed-ali-of-politics-n2047907/page/full)

jaydee

Right on "Big D". We might as well have a little fun out of it all. We probably aren't going to get to v**e anyway since Pres Porky is going to declare martial law.
Love it.
Good day..