Words from the wise.
Sep 2, 2015 18:29:46 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now!
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If she is holding a gun, she's probably angry.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.
I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet...
Old age is coming at a really bad time!
When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment... now, as a grownup, it just feels like a small vacation!
The biggest lie I tell myself is...."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it".
I don't have gray hair. I have "wisdom highlights".
Why do I have to press one for English when you're just gonna t***sfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
At my age "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.
I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now!
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If she is holding a gun, she's probably angry.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.
I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet...
Old age is coming at a really bad time!
When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment... now, as a grownup, it just feels like a small vacation!
The biggest lie I tell myself is...."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it".
I don't have gray hair. I have "wisdom highlights".
Why do I have to press one for English when you're just gonna t***sfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
At my age "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.
Sep 2, 2015 18:50:17 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)
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Sep 2, 2015 18:56:50 #
CharlesRabb wrote:
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:lol: :lol: Thanks Charles.
Sep 2, 2015 19:57:49 #
I'm changing my ringtone to the sound of a fully automatic weapon. Should get me through the grocery check-out faster. I'll just call myself from my other phone. What's the worst that could happen? Free room, three meals a day, a gym, internet, pool tables, etc. It sounds ideal except for a 350 lb. roommate named Bubba. :shock:
Sep 2, 2015 21:16:30 #
Parrothead wrote:
I'm changing my ringtone to the sound of a fully automatic weapon. Should get me through the grocery check-out faster. I'll just call myself from my other phone. What's the worst that could happen? Free room, three meals a day, a gym, internet, pool tables, etc. It sounds ideal except for a 350 lb. roommate named Bubba. :shock:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: Let us know how it all works out. :mrgreen:
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