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Aug 31, 2015 19:17:46   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Going the E-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:


A long time ago, a young woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. She was sitting, out of sorts, when a Native American on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.

Thankful, she climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.

The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would shout out a wild "Ye-e-e-e-e-ha-a-a-" so loud that it echoed off the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, she expressed her thanks, and he yelled a final "Ye-e-e-e-e-ha-a-a!" and rode off.



"Why was that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant. "I don't know. I just rode behind him on the horse with my arms around his waist and holding onto the saddle horn so that I wouldn't fall off," the woman answered.

"Lady," the attendant said in pained expression, "Indians don't use saddles".

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Aug 31, 2015 19:35:51   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the E-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:


A long time ago, a young woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. She was sitting, out of sorts, when a Native American on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.

Thankful, she climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.

The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would shout out a wild "Ye-e-e-e-e-ha-a-a-" so loud that it echoed off the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, she expressed her thanks, and he yelled a final "Ye-e-e-e-e-ha-a-a!" and rode off.



"Why was that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant. "I don't know. I just rode behind him on the horse with my arms around his waist and holding onto the saddle horn so that I wouldn't fall off," the woman answered.

"Lady," the attendant said in pained expression, "Indians don't use saddles".
Going the E-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

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Aug 31, 2015 19:40:37   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the E-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:


A long time ago, a young woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. She was sitting, out of sorts, when a Native American on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.

Thankful, she climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.

The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would shout out a wild "Ye-e-e-e-e-ha-a-a-" so loud that it echoed off the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, she expressed her thanks, and he yelled a final "Ye-e-e-e-e-ha-a-a!" and rode off.



"Why was that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant. "I don't know. I just rode behind him on the horse with my arms around his waist and holding onto the saddle horn so that I wouldn't fall off," the woman answered.

"Lady," the attendant said in pained expression, "Indians don't use saddles".
Going the E-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)


:shock: :oops: :shock: :oops: :shock: :oops: :shock: 8-)

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Aug 31, 2015 22:21:55   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the E-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:


A long time ago, a young woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. She was sitting, out of sorts, when a Native American on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.

Thankful, she climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.

The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would shout out a wild "Ye-e-e-e-e-ha-a-a-" so loud that it echoed off the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, she expressed her thanks, and he yelled a final "Ye-e-e-e-e-ha-a-a!" and rode off.



"Why was that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant. "I don't know. I just rode behind him on the horse with my arms around his waist and holding onto the saddle horn so that I wouldn't fall off," the woman answered.

"Lady," the attendant said in pained expression, "Indians don't use saddles".
Going the E-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)


You have embarrased AuntiE. Now you're in for it. I hope it was worth it.

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Aug 31, 2015 23:06:49   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Loki wrote:
You have embarrased AuntiE. Now you're in for it. I hope it was worth it.


Aw shucks. I hope that AuntiE is at an age where she is not easily embarrassed. :mrgreen:

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Aug 31, 2015 23:08:20   #
Unclet Loc: Amarillo, Tx
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the E-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:


A long time ago, a young woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. She was sitting, out of sorts, when a Native American on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.

Thankful, she climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.

The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would shout out a wild "Ye-e-e-e-e-ha-a-a-" so loud that it echoed off the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, she expressed her thanks, and he yelled a final "Ye-e-e-e-e-ha-a-a!" and rode off.



"Why was that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant. "I don't know. I just rode behind him on the horse with my arms around his waist and holding onto the saddle horn so that I wouldn't fall off," the woman answered.

"Lady," the attendant said in pained expression, "Indians don't use saddles".
Going the E-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :XD: :thumbup:

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Aug 31, 2015 23:39:36   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Elwood wrote:
Aw shucks. I hope that AuntiE is at an age where she is not easily embarrassed. :mrgreen:


Oh absolutely; however.....hm a small gift for embarrassing me. :twisted: :twisted: :mrgreen: :roll: 8-)



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Sep 1, 2015 00:03:25   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
AuntiE wrote:
Oh absolutely; however.....hm a small gift for embarrassing me. :twisted: :twisted: :mrgreen: :roll: 8-)


Well what ca n I say. You win some you lose some. 'cest la vie. :lol: :lol:

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Sep 1, 2015 07:12:04   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the E-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:



"Why was that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant. "I don't know. I just rode behind him on the horse with my arms around his waist and holding onto the saddle horn so that I wouldn't fall off," the woman answered.

.


After that line - I broke up. :-P

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Sep 1, 2015 08:24:17   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the E-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:


A long time ago, a young woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. She was sitting, out of sorts, when a Native American on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.

Thankful, she climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.

The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would shout out a wild "Ye-e-e-e-e-ha-a-a-" so loud that it echoed off the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, she expressed her thanks, and he yelled a final "Ye-e-e-e-e-ha-a-a!" and rode off.



"Why was that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant. "I don't know. I just rode behind him on the horse with my arms around his waist and holding onto the saddle horn so that I wouldn't fall off," the woman answered.

"Lady," the attendant said in pained expression, "Indians don't use saddles".
Going the E-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)


you should be very careful
what you hold on to :lol: :lol:

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Sep 1, 2015 10:20:30   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
BearK wrote:
After that line - I broke up. :-P


:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Sep 1, 2015 10:20:59   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
badbobby wrote:
you should be very careful
what you hold on to :lol: :lol:


Yup. Very careful. :lol: :lol:

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