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A Reading From The Bible
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Sep 1, 2013 14:29:21   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
In the Book of Genesis, God says,

"And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth."

He then made the earth round and laughed and laughed and laughed.

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Sep 1, 2013 15:04:34   #
Noahsgrammie
 
Good one Auntie, going to show this to hubby when he comes home n looks around, asking, sooooo what DID you do ALLLL day?.....hehehe :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

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Sep 1, 2013 15:22:54   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Noahsgrammie wrote:
Good one Auntie, going to show this to hubby when he comes home n looks around, asking, sooooo what DID you do ALLLL day?.....hehehe :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:


:idea: :?: Ate Bon bons :!:

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Sep 1, 2013 16:01:44   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE, thanks for making the Sgt. Majors' day, and ruining mine. By the way, she prefers Boston baked beans. :shock:

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Sep 1, 2013 16:16:13   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
AuntiE, thanks for making the Sgt. Majors' day, and ruining mine. By the way, she prefers Boston baked beans. :shock:


Success is mine :!: :!: :-D :-D as far as the Sgt. Major goes. Keep in mind there is Tomorrow...Tomorrow, you'll have tomorrow. Sing a long now.

Worried for Our Children is our Boston Baked Beans cook.

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Sep 1, 2013 17:09:58   #
Geno36 Loc: Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
In the Book of Genesis, God says,

"And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth."

He then made the earth round and laughed and laughed and laughed.


I have to tell you that even though the earth itself is round there are innumerable corners on the earth itself. Evidence that there are many obedient wives populating it.

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Sep 1, 2013 17:11:33   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Success is mine :!: :!: :-D :-D as far as the Sgt. Major goes. Keep in mind there is Tomorrow...Tomorrow, you'll have tomorrow. Sing a long now.

Worried for Our Children is our Boston Baked Beans cook.


I will have to see to it that the Sgt. Major never meets or hears from Mr./Mrs. Worried For Our Children.

I am referring to the candied Boston baked beans.

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Sep 1, 2013 17:30:16   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
I will have to see to it that the Sgt. Major never meets or hears from Mr./Mrs. Worried For Our Children.

I am referring to the candied Boston baked beans.


It would be Mr. Worried. You, therefore, will have to be especially careful. :lol:

I have heard of the candied bake beans but have not seen them

Worried has not been on this weekend. You could send him a PM and ask for a good website he recommends to obtain them for her.

See how AuntiE provides marital assistance. :roll:

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Sep 1, 2013 17:41:10   #
larry
 
AuntiE wrote:
In the Book of Genesis, God says,

"And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth."

He then made the earth round and laughed and laughed and laughed.


And then the devil came along and said "Who needs wives, we can go (*(& ourselves anyway.

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Sep 1, 2013 18:03:11   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
larry wrote:
And then the devil came along and said "Who needs wives, we can go (*(& ourselves anyway.


I am, quite frankly, beyond befuddled concerning your comment and how to interpret it. Mayhaps, it is just me.

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Sep 1, 2013 18:15:27   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
I am, quite frankly, beyond befuddled concerning your comment and how to interpret it. Mayhaps, it is just me.


Count me confused, also.

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Sep 1, 2013 18:37:26   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
Geno36 wrote:
I have to tell you that even though the earth itself is round there are innumerable corners on the earth itself. Evidence that there are many obedient wives populating it.


It would interest me greatly as to what you believe "obedient wives" would be.

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Sep 1, 2013 18:37:44   #
larry
 
AuntiE wrote:
I am, quite frankly, beyond befuddled concerning your comment and how to interpret it. Mayhaps, it is just me.


Well, if you find any woman that thinks obedience is part of their role, let me know. They are not required to be obedient, but to be Helpers. To respect their mates, and honor Him. He is required to LOVE the woman, and will by this honor receive respect. That means, that the two are to work together as one. To escape that comittment, gays are trying to make a statement that opposite viewpoints are not necessary. In that region, they are setting up a totally farcical union.

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Sep 1, 2013 19:21:37   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
[quote=larry]Well, if you find any woman that thinks obedience is part of their role, let me know. They are not required to be obedient, but to be Helpers. To respect their mates, and honor Him. He is required to LOVE the woman, and will by this honor receive respect. That means, that the two are to work together as one.

Larry steps up to the tennis serving line. He tosses the ball into the air. He brings his racket back. He slams the ball across the court.

POINT AND MATCH TO Larry.

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Sep 2, 2013 22:50:25   #
The Cracker
 
AuntiE wrote:
In the Book of Genesis, God says,

"And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth."

He then made the earth round and laughed and laughed and laughed.


Perhaps He laughed at the idea of man trying to find a corner to pee into, as equal in chance to finding the obedient wife.. Then again, in the beginning men had these big clubs and women still wore long hair.

Peace in paradise? Perhaps that would be akin to young women from the Ukraine not wanting to marry American men.

When hell freezes over.

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