twice on Sundays
Aug 28, 2015 10:41:08 #
An elderly Italian Man who lived on the outskirts of Positano, Italy went to his local Catholic church for confession.
When the priest opened the panel in the confessional the man said;"Forgive me Father,for I have sinned.During World War Two a beautiful Jewish girl knocked urgently on my door.She begged me to hide her from the Germans who wanted to deport her.So I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied:"That was a brave and wonderful thing you did,and you have no need to confess for that."
"But there's more Father."The man told the Priest .
"This beautiful girl was very grateful and started repaying me with sexual favors.two or three times a week and sometimes twice on Sundays!"
The priest replied:That was a long time ago and you placed yourself in great danger to help this poor girl,and sometimes people in these situations do easily succumb to weakness of the flesh.If you are truly sorry for your actions .you are indeed forgiven."
"Oh thank you Father,that relieves me greatly,but I do have a question to ask you."
"Please go ahead ,"said the priest.
"Well",the man replied
"SHOULD I TELL HER THE WAR IS OVER??"
When the priest opened the panel in the confessional the man said;"Forgive me Father,for I have sinned.During World War Two a beautiful Jewish girl knocked urgently on my door.She begged me to hide her from the Germans who wanted to deport her.So I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied:"That was a brave and wonderful thing you did,and you have no need to confess for that."
"But there's more Father."The man told the Priest .
"This beautiful girl was very grateful and started repaying me with sexual favors.two or three times a week and sometimes twice on Sundays!"
The priest replied:That was a long time ago and you placed yourself in great danger to help this poor girl,and sometimes people in these situations do easily succumb to weakness of the flesh.If you are truly sorry for your actions .you are indeed forgiven."
"Oh thank you Father,that relieves me greatly,but I do have a question to ask you."
"Please go ahead ,"said the priest.
"Well",the man replied
"SHOULD I TELL HER THE WAR IS OVER??"
Aug 28, 2015 19:35:45 #
badbobby wrote:
An elderly Italian Man who lived on the outskirts ... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: Thanks,
Aug 28, 2015 19:52:23 #
Weewillynobeerspilly wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: Thanks,
no thank you
you are my only response :lol: :lol: :lol:
Aug 28, 2015 19:55:32 #
badbobby wrote:
no thank you
you are my only response :lol: :lol: :lol:
you are my only response :lol: :lol: :lol:
But it was funny, having been to confession i was hooked till the punchline.
Job well done sir
Aug 28, 2015 21:08:23 #
Aug 29, 2015 13:01:00 #
lindajoy wrote:
Too cute, as usual...So is the joke~~:thumbup: ;)
good morning Lovely Linda
Aug 31, 2015 18:42:05 #
badbobby wrote:
good morning Lovely Linda
Good evening my friend....Always nice to see you..... :thumbup:
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