Overheard at a bar
Aug 18, 2015 22:03:26 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.
One of the guys says to his buddy, "Man you look tired.
His buddy says, Man I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. She's after me three and four times a day. I just don't know what to do."
A fellow in his 70's, sitting a couple of stools down also overheard the conversation. He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says, "Marry her. That'll put an end to that .
I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.
One of the guys says to his buddy, "Man you look tired.
His buddy says, Man I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. She's after me three and four times a day. I just don't know what to do."
A fellow in his 70's, sitting a couple of stools down also overheard the conversation. He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says, "Marry her. That'll put an end to that .
Aug 18, 2015 22:14:05 #
Aug 18, 2015 22:16:47 #
Aug 18, 2015 22:21:04 #
Elwood wrote:
OK, I'll bite. What would you say :?: :mrgreen:
It goes from 4 times a day to 4 times a week, but it doesn't stop.
Aug 18, 2015 22:21:48 #
Loki wrote:
It goes from 4 times a day to 4 times a week, but it doesn't stop.
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: Lucky you. :shock:
Aug 18, 2015 23:58:31 #
Loki wrote:
I wouldn't say that.
I doubt I would even think it. However, being a widower, I think I would be relatively in either thinking or saying it, depending of course, on who might be near if I said it out loud.
Aug 18, 2015 23:59:16 #
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: Lucky you. :shock:
Yep, and thank goodness for Viagra.
Aug 19, 2015 08:24:20 #
Aug 19, 2015 10:30:13 #
Unclet
Loc: Amarillo, Tx
Loki wrote:
It goes from 4 times a day to 4 times a week, but it doesn't stop.
If you live long enough it eventually goes to 4 times a month, then 4 times a year, and finally once every 4 years. I'll let you know where it goes from there if I live that long!!!
Aug 19, 2015 11:42:23 #
Aug 19, 2015 12:05:06 #
I'll be double 7's this yr too boatbob. You should be so lucky. Maybe I should have kept my Catalina 30 damn it!!!(:-((
Aug 19, 2015 12:06:11 #
Aug 19, 2015 12:11:14 #
Viagra for men - what's for women. Well hold your breath no longer -
(here's my sarcastic take.)
The BIG Parma Industry has been accused of MANUFACTURING a medical problem to sell a drug. The drug is ineffective for many women; can make you pass out if you drink alcohol; can interact with hormones you may take; and - the final kicker - YOU MAY HAVE TO TAKE IT FOR WEEKS ($$$$$$$$$$) before you will see any results.
Let's see now - who would possible gain from a pill like that?? The FDA was encouraged not to approve it, but they did. Could it be - really -
do I suspect there may have been a pay-off involved??
Oh, perish the thought!!!
RIGHT!
(here's my sarcastic take.)
The BIG Parma Industry has been accused of MANUFACTURING a medical problem to sell a drug. The drug is ineffective for many women; can make you pass out if you drink alcohol; can interact with hormones you may take; and - the final kicker - YOU MAY HAVE TO TAKE IT FOR WEEKS ($$$$$$$$$$) before you will see any results.
Let's see now - who would possible gain from a pill like that?? The FDA was encouraged not to approve it, but they did. Could it be - really -
do I suspect there may have been a pay-off involved??
Oh, perish the thought!!!
RIGHT!
Aug 19, 2015 12:25:17 #
Aug 19, 2015 12:26:55 #
I see your from TN.
Fine COUNTRY.
That's where I found my mate 50+ yrs ago. Lol's
Stay safe...
Fine COUNTRY.
That's where I found my mate 50+ yrs ago. Lol's
Stay safe...
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