The mistress
Aug 15, 2015 12:46:37 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
The Mistress
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table,
gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.
The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I demand a divorce!"
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember,
if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris,
no more wintering in Hawaii, no more summers in Tuscany,
no more BMW in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."
Just then a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Charles ?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies.
The Mistress
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table,
gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.
The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I demand a divorce!"
"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember,
if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris,
no more wintering in Hawaii, no more summers in Tuscany,
no more BMW in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."
Just then a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Charles ?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours is prettier," she replies.
Aug 15, 2015 18:20:31 #
Aug 16, 2015 00:23:57 #
AuntiE wrote:
:lol: :lol:
That gal could think on her feet. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Aug 16, 2015 11:13:48 #
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