badbobby Loc: texas

Cooter,Ronnie and Billy Bob,Three rednecks were working on a high cell phone tower.
On their descent Cooter slipped and fell to his death.As the ambulance took the body away Ronnie said"Well I guess someone should tell his wife Myrtle Faye what happened".
Billy Bob said"Okay,I'm pretty good at sensitive stuff like that.I'll do it".
two hours later Billy Bob returned with a case of Budweiser beer ."Where you get that beer"?Ronnie asked.
"Why Myrtle Faye gave it to me' Billy Bob replied.
"That's unbelievable,you tell her that her husband is dead and she gives you a case of beer"?Queried Ronnie.
Billy Bob replied"WEll not exactly,when she came to the front door,I said to her"You must be the widow Brown".
"You are mistaken sir,I'm not a widow".said Myrtle Faye.Then I said

"Well I'll bet you a case of Bud you are "!

Red necks are born diplomats

The Cop pulled over next to a pickup truck with the Red Neck dumping garbage out of the back into the ditch.
The cop asked "Why are you dumping garbage here?Don't you see that sign right above your head"?
"Yep", the Red Neck replied."Thats why I'm dumping here it says"Fine for dumping garbage".

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