Confession
Aug 14, 2015 16:50:06 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
CONFESSION
Jack goes to his friend Mike and says, "I'm sleeping with the minister's
wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after the services for me?"
Mike doesn't like it, but being a friend he agrees.
After the services, Mike starts talking to the minister, asking him all
sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.
Finally the minister gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to.
Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the minister. "My friend is
sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied."
The minister smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says,
"You better hurry home.
My wife died a year ago."
CONFESSION
Jack goes to his friend Mike and says, "I'm sleeping with the minister's
wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after the services for me?"
Mike doesn't like it, but being a friend he agrees.
After the services, Mike starts talking to the minister, asking him all
sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.
Finally the minister gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to.
Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the minister. "My friend is
sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied."
The minister smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says,
"You better hurry home.
My wife died a year ago."
Aug 14, 2015 17:08:31 #
Aug 14, 2015 21:45:38 #
Aug 15, 2015 08:20:53 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br CONF... (show quote)
Ah yes, confession is good for the soul, and it may reveal things to you.
Aug 15, 2015 12:25:09 #
BearK wrote:
Ah yes, confession is good for the soul, and it may reveal things to you.
:lol: :lol: In this case it might have a real bad ending. :shock:
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