Two priests
Aug 13, 2015 15:09:16 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
Two priests
The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, ''You had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always fills first now.''
The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, ''And you told me adding a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n roll gospel choir.
Now our services are consistently packed to the balcony.''
''Thank you, Father,'' answered the young priest. ''I am pleased that you are open to the new ideas of youth.''
''All of these ideas have been well and good,'' said the elderly priest, ''But I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru confessional.''
''But, Father,'' protested the young priest, ''my confessions and the donations have nearly doubled since I began that!''
''Yes,'' replied the elderly priest, ''and I appreciate that. But the flashing neon sign, 'Toot 'n Tell or Go to Hell' cannot stay on the church roof!
Two priests
The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, ''You had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always fills first now.''
The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, ''And you told me adding a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n roll gospel choir.
Now our services are consistently packed to the balcony.''
''Thank you, Father,'' answered the young priest. ''I am pleased that you are open to the new ideas of youth.''
''All of these ideas have been well and good,'' said the elderly priest, ''But I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru confessional.''
''But, Father,'' protested the young priest, ''my confessions and the donations have nearly doubled since I began that!''
''Yes,'' replied the elderly priest, ''and I appreciate that. But the flashing neon sign, 'Toot 'n Tell or Go to Hell' cannot stay on the church roof!
Aug 13, 2015 15:34:17 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)
Speaking of drive-thru's there is a place in Ft. Walton Beach where you can drive thru and get gallon jugs of draft beer. It's called "Robinson's Cruise-thru".
Aug 13, 2015 17:29:36 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)
As always
:thumbup: Good day to you sir
Aug 13, 2015 17:41:51 #
Weewillynobeerspilly wrote:
As always
:thumbup: Good day to you sir
:thumbup: Good day to you sir
That has to be the most creative user name I've seen. Cheers!!!! :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Aug 13, 2015 17:46:26 #
Parrothead wrote:
That has to be the most creative user name I've seen. Cheers!!!! :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Thanks, it took a combination of whoopsies, and aw damns in high school to catch that nickname, thank god for smartass friends.......and it stuck for 30 yrs
:D
Aug 13, 2015 17:51:38 #
Weewillynobeerspilly wrote:
Thanks, it took a combination of whoopsies, and aw damns in high school to catch that nickname, thank god for smartass friends.......and it stuck for 30 yrs
:D
:D
All my friends are smartasses. That's why I fit in. Most I've known for 30+ years and we give each other crap all the time. :roll: :lol: :lol: I also love the avatar. :thumbup: :thumbup:
Aug 13, 2015 17:54:37 #
Parrothead wrote:
All my friends are smartasses. That's why I fit in. Most I've known for 30+ years and we give each other crap all the time. :roll: :lol: :lol: I also love the avatar. :thumbup: :thumbup:
You and i sir....will get along well, if crap were money, my friends i would be millionaires.
Good to meet you, have a good day.
Aug 13, 2015 19:26:26 #
Weewillynobeerspilly wrote:
You and i sir....will get along well, if crap were money, my friends i would be millionaires.
Good to meet you, have a good day.
Good to meet you, have a good day.
Donald Trump would be asking me for money if bulls**t was dollars. :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Aug 13, 2015 19:31:39 #
Parrothead wrote:
Donald Trump would be asking me for money if bulls**t was dollars. :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
:thumbup: :thumbup: , I like it , but i also like the Trumpster some, he be funny
Aug 13, 2015 19:41:51 #
Parrothead wrote:
Speaking of drive-thru's there is a place in Ft. Walton Beach where you can drive thru and get gallon jugs of draft beer. It's called "Robinson's Cruise-thru".
:thumbup: :thumbup: I bet they do a driving, oops, I mean a thriving business. :lol: :lol:
Aug 13, 2015 19:42:30 #
Aug 13, 2015 19:53:13 #
Elwood wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: I bet they do a driving, oops, I mean a thriving business. :lol: :lol:
Hey,hey,hey... i liked my priest, we used to wrestle all the time when i was young, thats where i learned the bulldog nelson. :-) :D
I'm going to hell aint i?
Aug 13, 2015 20:40:11 #
Weewillynobeerspilly wrote:
Hey,hey,hey... i liked my priest, we used to wrestle all the time when i was young, thats where i learned the bulldog nelson. :-) :D
I'm going to hell aint i?
I'm going to hell aint i?
:lol: :lol: Probably meet up with a lot of fellow travelers. :twisted:
Aug 13, 2015 21:08:21 #
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: Probably meet up with a lot of fellow travelers. :twisted:
I'll probably end up there. What time does happy hour start? :roll: :lol: :lol:
Aug 13, 2015 21:16:38 #
Weewillynobeerspilly wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: , I like it , but i also like the Trumpster some, he be funny
Unfortunately funny ain't gonna cut it. I was just listening to John Kasich on the Laura Ingraham show and he struck all the right cords with me on immigration. Talk about a tough stance. Hell yeah.
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