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Winning the lotto
Aug 13, 2015 13:33:25   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:


Subject: Winning the Lotto

Good morning, I wanted to give you a smile. I think this might do it.





At breakfast, the husband says to his wife “What would you do if I won on the Lotto?”
“ I’d take my half and leave you” she says.
“Great” he says. “Here's $6. I won $12 yesterday! Stay in touch.”

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Aug 13, 2015 14:55:16   #
Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop
 
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:


Subject: Winning the Lotto

Good morning, I wanted to give you a smile. I think this might do it.





At breakfast, the husband says to his wife “What would you do if I won on the Lotto?”
“ I’d take my half and leave you” she says.
“Great” he says. “Here's $6. I won $12 yesterday! Stay in touch.”


If she's that shallow it's the best money he ever spent. :lol: :lol:

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Aug 13, 2015 15:07:42   #
Elwood Loc: Florida
 
Parrothead wrote:
If she's that shallow it's the best money he ever spent. :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: That would be my take. :-D

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Aug 14, 2015 08:40:46   #
pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ
 
With my risque mind I got you topped, just this once. I dreamed the following ; These two 'brain lite' beer drinking buddys were at A local bar at which point the first asked his buddy 'what would you do if you won the lotto ? After some thought and head scratching he stated that he would buy a case of rubbers and head for Vegas...

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Aug 14, 2015 10:33:39   #
Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop
 
pappadeux wrote:
With my risque mind I got you topped, just this once. I dreamed the following ; These two 'brain lite' beer drinking buddys were at A local bar at which point the first asked his buddy 'what would you do if you won the lotto ? After some thought and head scratching he stated that he would buy a case of rubbers and head for Vegas...


Somebody called into a radio program and said if he won millions on the lottery he would add a new porch to his double wide trailer. Nothing like reaching for the stars. :lol: :lol:

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