shorts
Aug 12, 2015 11:16:32 #
reality is an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol
red meat is not bad for you
furry green meat is bad for you
don't sweat the petty things
don't pet the sweaty things
corduroy pillows are making headlines
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather
not like the screaming terrified passengers in his car
I found Jesus
,he was in my bunk when I returned from Tijuana
wh**ever hits the fan will be unevenly distributed
news flash--suicidal twin k**ls sister by mistake
my short term memory is not as sharp as it used to be
also my short term memory is not as sharp as it used to be
welcome to Oklahoma
set your clock back twenty years
in just two days tomorrow will be yesterday
this statement is true
the statement above is false
I may be schizophrenic
but at least I have each other
I am a nobody
nobody is perfect
so therefore I am perfect
I love cooking with wine
sometimes I add it to the food
I have kleptomania
but every time I feel it coming on
I take something
red meat is not bad for you
furry green meat is bad for you
don't sweat the petty things
don't pet the sweaty things
corduroy pillows are making headlines
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather
not like the screaming terrified passengers in his car
I found Jesus
,he was in my bunk when I returned from Tijuana
wh**ever hits the fan will be unevenly distributed
news flash--suicidal twin k**ls sister by mistake
my short term memory is not as sharp as it used to be
also my short term memory is not as sharp as it used to be
welcome to Oklahoma
set your clock back twenty years
in just two days tomorrow will be yesterday
this statement is true
the statement above is false
I may be schizophrenic
but at least I have each other
I am a nobody
nobody is perfect
so therefore I am perfect
I love cooking with wine
sometimes I add it to the food
I have kleptomania
but every time I feel it coming on
I take something
Aug 12, 2015 12:08:11 #
I love reading funny things and you provide it~~~~Thank You...
I like cooking with wine too, and some does manage to find its way into a gravy base occasionally... :thumbup:
I like cooking with wine too, and some does manage to find its way into a gravy base occasionally... :thumbup:
Aug 12, 2015 13:04:37 #
Aug 12, 2015 13:25:44 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
badbobby wrote:
reality is an illusion that occurs due to a lack o... (show quote)
You are getting more warped all the time. I love it!!
Aug 12, 2015 15:32:24 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
no propaganda please wrote:
You are getting more warped all the time. I love it!!
Yes, BB is spewing out great jokes at warp-speed, as of late...and the two of you said I had a warped sense of humor. :lol:
Aug 12, 2015 18:28:48 #
lindajoy wrote:
I love reading funny things and you provide it~~~~Thank You...
I like cooking with wine too, and some does manage to find its way into a gravy base occasionally... :thumbup:
I like cooking with wine too, and some does manage to find its way into a gravy base occasionally... :thumbup:
hi Lovely Linda
hope you have a great day
Aug 12, 2015 18:30:13 #
no propaganda please wrote:
You are getting more warped all the time. I love it!!
warped --huh??? :lol: :lol:
thank you
I think
Aug 12, 2015 18:31:48 #
slatten49 wrote:
Yes, BB is spewing out great jokes at warp-speed, as of late...and the two of you said I had a warped sense of humor. :lol:
no Slat
I said if you had a sense of humor
it would be warped
there really is a difference there :roll: :roll:
Aug 12, 2015 20:05:47 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
no Slat
I said if you had a sense of humor
it would be warped
there really is a difference there :roll: :roll:
I said if you had a sense of humor
it would be warped
there really is a difference there :roll: :roll:
BB, I must have one. :wink: My wife laughs at me all the time.:lol:
Aug 13, 2015 08:13:04 #
Aug 13, 2015 10:40:28 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
slatten49 wrote:
BB, I must have one. :wink: My wife laughs at me all the time.:lol:
I prefer laughing WITH you. it is much more fun.
SWMBO
Aug 13, 2015 12:57:18 #
DamnYANKEE wrote:
pic aint her :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
so what?
her caring nature and lovely outlook shine right through
Aug 13, 2015 12:58:32 #
no propaganda please wrote:
I prefer laughing WITH you. it is much more fun.
SWMBO
SWMBO
oh
I dunno
I like to laugh at him :lol: :lol:
Aug 13, 2015 19:47:54 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
no propaganda please wrote:
I prefer laughing WITH you. it is much more fun.
SWMBO
SWMBO
I am proud to provide you with some laughter...but, don't tell the old man. :oops: :shock:
Aug 13, 2015 19:51:07 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
oh
I dunno
I like to laugh at him :lol: :lol:
I dunno
I like to laugh at him :lol: :lol:
How can that be :?: A Sailor's envy and jealousy of Marines has to be disheartening to him. :mrgreen:
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