How to get out of a speeding ticket. :)
Aug 12, 2015 02:04:51 #
A guy is speeding along in his new sports car, doing about a hundred and twenty. A rookie cop pulls him over and asks to see his license.
Driver: I'm sorry, officer. I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Driver: I don't have one. Never did.
Officer: All right. Let me see your registration.
Driver: I'm sorry, officer. I can't do that.
Officer: *sighs* Why not?
Driver: If I open the glove compartment, my gun will fall out.
Officer: And why do you have a gun?
Driver: I used it to shoot the guy in the trunk of my car.
Well. As you can imagine, the rookie gets a little nervous and calls for back up. A cruiser arrives a few minutes later. The rookie tells the other officer what's going on. He goes over and asks the driver for his license. The guy whips it out and gives it to him. He checks the license, then glances at the rookie.
Next, he asks to see his registration. The guy opens up the glove compartment (no gun) and hands it over.
The cop glares at the rookie, then tells the driver to get out of the car. They open up the trunk. No body.
The cop heaves a big sigh, and ask the driver what's going on here? I was told you had no driver license, a gun and a body in the trunk of your car.
The driver says, I couldn't tell you sir. Shoot. Next thing you know, he'll be telling you I was speeding.
Driver: I'm sorry, officer. I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Driver: I don't have one. Never did.
Officer: All right. Let me see your registration.
Driver: I'm sorry, officer. I can't do that.
Officer: *sighs* Why not?
Driver: If I open the glove compartment, my gun will fall out.
Officer: And why do you have a gun?
Driver: I used it to shoot the guy in the trunk of my car.
Well. As you can imagine, the rookie gets a little nervous and calls for back up. A cruiser arrives a few minutes later. The rookie tells the other officer what's going on. He goes over and asks the driver for his license. The guy whips it out and gives it to him. He checks the license, then glances at the rookie.
Next, he asks to see his registration. The guy opens up the glove compartment (no gun) and hands it over.
The cop glares at the rookie, then tells the driver to get out of the car. They open up the trunk. No body.
The cop heaves a big sigh, and ask the driver what's going on here? I was told you had no driver license, a gun and a body in the trunk of your car.
The driver says, I couldn't tell you sir. Shoot. Next thing you know, he'll be telling you I was speeding.
Aug 12, 2015 06:14:33 #
Aug 12, 2015 07:20:05 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Grugore wrote:
A guy is speeding along in his new sports car, doi... (show quote)
:lol: :thumbup: :lol: I will keep this in mind if I ever get stopped for anything. :wink:
Aug 12, 2015 07:24:44 #
Grugore wrote:
A guy is speeding along in his new sports car, doi... (show quote)
I like the hot cherry from a lit cigarette better...
Aug 13, 2015 05:55:35 #
Alicia
Loc: NYC
Loki wrote:
Smartass.
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I love smart asses like that. Shows there's still some intelligence left in this world.
Aug 13, 2015 12:52:48 #
Alicia wrote:
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I love smart asses like that. Shows there's still some intelligence left in this world.
I love smart asses like that. Shows there's still some intelligence left in this world.
smart asses like that can cause a lot of unneeded trouble
harassing a cop is not intelligent
in fact it shows a lack of
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