Stress
Aug 11, 2015 23:04:18 #
Going the e-mail rounds.
You pick up a hitchhiker...
A young, sexy, beautiful girl.
Suddenly, she faints inside your truck and
you take her to the hospital.
Now that's stressful.
But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and
congratulate you that you're going to be a father.
You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are.
This is getting very stressful!
You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.
After the tests are completed,
The doctor says the test shows you're infertile,
And probably have been since birth.
You're extremely stressed but relieved.
On your way back home, you think about your 5 kids at home.
Now that is really STRESS!!
You pick up a hitchhiker...
A young, sexy, beautiful girl.
Suddenly, she faints inside your truck and
you take her to the hospital.
Now that's stressful.
But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and
congratulate you that you're going to be a father.
You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are.
This is getting very stressful!
You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.
After the tests are completed,
The doctor says the test shows you're infertile,
And probably have been since birth.
You're extremely stressed but relieved.
On your way back home, you think about your 5 kids at home.
Now that is really STRESS!!
Picked up a hitch hiker
take her to a hospital
demand DNA test
get results and more
on the way home - thinking
Aug 11, 2015 23:27:58 #
That is beyond stressful. A more descriptive adjective escapes me at the moment so I will go with stressful for the time being.
Aug 11, 2015 23:34:50 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
That is beyond stressful. A more descriptive adjective escapes me at the moment so I will go with stressful for the time being.
I would have liked to have been a fly on the wall when he got home. :shock: :lol: :lol:
Aug 11, 2015 23:46:52 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
That is beyond stressful. A more descriptive adjective escapes me at the moment so I will go with stressful for the time being.
Mayhaps, agitating or, in this instance, traumatic. :idea:
Aug 11, 2015 23:54:54 #
I would get a second opinion just to be sure. Shooting blanks all his life- things that make you go hum. Lol
Aug 12, 2015 00:09:06 #
Elwood wrote:
I would have liked to have been a fly on the wall when he got home. :shock: :lol: :lol:
If he lived that long, otherwise his new home would likely be Digby O'dells residence prior to his new digs at the local cemetery. (I wonder how many remember him?)
Aug 12, 2015 00:51:50 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
If he lived that long, otherwise his new home would likely be Digby O'dells residence prior to his new digs at the local cemetery. (I wonder how many remember him?)
Ah, the friendly undertaker. :lol: :lol:
Aug 12, 2015 08:57:41 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. br br You pick up a hitc... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: As always my friend, take care.
Aug 12, 2015 16:34:08 #
Weewillynobeerspilly wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: As always my friend, take care.
:lol: :lol: Thank you.
Aug 12, 2015 19:13:23 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. br br You pick up a hitc... (show quote)
that's downright
STRESSFUL :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Aug 12, 2015 19:16:44 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
If he lived that long, otherwise his new home would likely be Digby O'dells residence prior to his new digs at the local cemetery. (I wonder how many remember him?)
man comes home from work
finds wifey in bed with best friend
tells wifey to get her clothes and get out of his house
looks at his best friend
and says
"BAD DOG BAD DOG" :!: :!:
Aug 12, 2015 20:24:54 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. br br You pick up a hitc... (show quote)
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: RUH ROH
Aug 12, 2015 22:26:12 #
badbobby wrote:
man comes home from work
finds wifey in bed with best friend
tells wifey to get her clothes and get out of his house
looks at his best friend
and says
"BAD DOG BAD DOG" :!: :!:
finds wifey in bed with best friend
tells wifey to get her clothes and get out of his house
looks at his best friend
and says
"BAD DOG BAD DOG" :!: :!:
8-) 8-) 8-) :thumbup: He may have wanted to hang is 'best friend' excepting he was probably well 'hung' to begin with.
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