A HOODED ROBBER BURST INTO A WISCONSIN BANK AND
FORCED THE TELLERS TO LOAD A SACK FULL OF CASH.
ON HIS WAY OUT THE DOOR, A BRAVE MINNESOTA
CUSTOMER GRABBED THE HOOD AND PULLED IT OFF, REVEALING
THE ROBBER'S FACE.
THE ROBBER SHOT THE CUSTOMER WITHOUT A MOMENTS
HESITATION.
HE THEN LOOKED AROUND THE BANK AND NOTICED ONE
OF THE TELLERS LOOKING STRAIGHT AT HIM.
THE ROBBER INSTANTLY SHOT HIM ALSO. EVERYONE
IN THE BANK, BY NOW VERY SCARED, LOOKED INTENTLY DOWN
AT THE FLOOR IN SILENCE.
THE ROBBER YELLED, "WELL, DID ANYONE ELSE SEE MY FACE?"
THERE ARE A FEW MOMENTS OF UTTER SILENCE IN WHICH
EVERYONE WAS PLAINLY TOO AFRAID TO SPEAK.
THEN, ONE OLD NORWEGIAN NAMED OLE
TENTATIVELY RAISED HIS HAND AND SAID, "MY WIFE GOT
A PRETTY GOOD LOOK AT YOU."
eagleye13 wrote:
A HOODED ROBBER BURST INTO A WISCONSIN BANK AND
FORCED THE TELLERS TO LOAD A SACK FULL OF CASH.
ON HIS WAY OUT THE DOOR, A BRAVE MINNESOTA
CUSTOMER GRABBED THE HOOD AND PULLED IT OFF, REVEALING
THE ROBBER'S FACE.
THE ROBBER SHOT THE CUSTOMER WITHOUT A MOMENTS
HESITATION.
HE THEN LOOKED AROUND THE BANK AND NOTICED ONE
OF THE TELLERS LOOKING STRAIGHT AT HIM.
THE ROBBER INSTANTLY SHOT HIM ALSO. EVERYONE
IN THE BANK, BY NOW VERY SCARED, LOOKED INTENTLY DOWN
AT THE FLOOR IN SILENCE.
THE ROBBER YELLED, "WELL, DID ANYONE ELSE SEE MY FACE?"
THERE ARE A FEW MOMENTS OF UTTER SILENCE IN WHICH
EVERYONE WAS PLAINLY TOO AFRAID TO SPEAK.
THEN, ONE OLD NORWEGIAN NAMED OLE
TENTATIVELY RAISED HIS HAND AND SAID, "MY WIFE GOT
A PRETTY GOOD LOOK AT YOU."
A HOODED ROBBER BURST INTO A WISCONSIN BANK AND br... (
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:lol: :thumbup: :lol: The Sgt. Major would not appreciate this one :!: :lol:
eagleye13 wrote:
A HOODED ROBBER BURST INTO A WISCONSIN BANK AND
FORCED THE TELLERS TO LOAD A SACK FULL OF CASH.
ON HIS WAY OUT THE DOOR, A BRAVE MINNESOTA
CUSTOMER GRABBED THE HOOD AND PULLED IT OFF, REVEALING
THE ROBBER'S FACE.
THE ROBBER SHOT THE CUSTOMER WITHOUT A MOMENTS
HESITATION.
HE THEN LOOKED AROUND THE BANK AND NOTICED ONE
OF THE TELLERS LOOKING STRAIGHT AT HIM.
THE ROBBER INSTANTLY SHOT HIM ALSO. EVERYONE
IN THE BANK, BY NOW VERY SCARED, LOOKED INTENTLY DOWN
AT THE FLOOR IN SILENCE.
THE ROBBER YELLED, "WELL, DID ANYONE ELSE SEE MY FACE?"
THERE ARE A FEW MOMENTS OF UTTER SILENCE IN WHICH
EVERYONE WAS PLAINLY TOO AFRAID TO SPEAK.
THEN, ONE OLD NORWEGIAN NAMED OLE
TENTATIVELY RAISED HIS HAND AND SAID, "MY WIFE GOT
A PRETTY GOOD LOOK AT YOU."
A HOODED ROBBER BURST INTO A WISCONSIN BANK AND br... (
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Now that is taking a chance.
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
slatten49 wrote:
:lol: :thumbup: :lol: The Sgt. Major would not appreciate this one :!: :lol:
We could change it to a Sgt. Major saying her husband took a good look. :idea: :idea: :twisted: :-o
slatten49 wrote:
:lol: :thumbup: :lol: The Sgt. Major would not appreciate this one :!: :lol:
Neither would have the good doctor, but I find it humorous, but only because she is no longer here. :oops:
AuntiE wrote:
We could change it to a Sgt. Major saying her husband took a good look. :idea: :idea: :twisted: :-o
sounds like we have an inside joke going here!?
:shock:
eagleye13 wrote:
A HOODED ROBBER BURST INTO A WISCONSIN BANK AND
FORCED THE TELLERS TO LOAD A SACK FULL OF CASH.
ON HIS WAY OUT THE DOOR, A BRAVE MINNESOTA
CUSTOMER GRABBED THE HOOD AND PULLED IT OFF, REVEALING
THE ROBBER'S FACE.
THE ROBBER SHOT THE CUSTOMER WITHOUT A MOMENTS
HESITATION.
HE THEN LOOKED AROUND THE BANK AND NOTICED ONE
OF THE TELLERS LOOKING STRAIGHT AT HIM.
THE ROBBER INSTANTLY SHOT HIM ALSO. EVERYONE
IN THE BANK, BY NOW VERY SCARED, LOOKED INTENTLY DOWN
AT THE FLOOR IN SILENCE.
THE ROBBER YELLED, "WELL, DID ANYONE ELSE SEE MY FACE?"
THERE ARE A FEW MOMENTS OF UTTER SILENCE IN WHICH
EVERYONE WAS PLAINLY TOO AFRAID TO SPEAK.
THEN, ONE OLD NORWEGIAN NAMED OLE
TENTATIVELY RAISED HIS HAND AND SAID, "MY WIFE GOT
A PRETTY GOOD LOOK AT YOU."
A HOODED ROBBER BURST INTO A WISCONSIN BANK AND br... (
show quote)
excellent e
you are hereby designated head story teller for today
:thumbup: :thumbup:
My Great Grandad was Ole Olson, born in Oslo.
Came to America as a young child.
Died at 95, so I got to know him.
He traded with the Sioux Indians, and had a really cool covered wagon in his yard, with the oxen harness still attached.
BTW; Never saw his wife. Oh oh:-)
badbobby wrote:
excellent e
you are hereby designated head story teller for today
:thumbup: :thumbup:
Both of my dad's parents were born in Norway.
Being from Wisconsin, naturally, I laughed, but I will have to say -
that old Norwegian may actually have said:
......"Vell, I tink my vife got a prett'ty gut look at you."
So that rendition vill probably ring a bell mit you, eagleye.
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