A Jewish bra
Aug 11, 2015 16:59:17 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
A Jewish Bra
A young Jewish man walks into the Lingerie Department of Macy's in New York. He tells the saleslady, "I would like a Jewish bra for my wife size 34 B."
With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?"
He repeated, "A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a Jewish bra, and that you would know what she wanted."
"Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Most of our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra."
Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, what are the differences?"
The saleslady responded. "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic bra supports the masses, the Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright."
He mused on that information for a minute and said: "Hmm. I know I'll regret asking, but what does the Jewish bra do?"
"Ah, the Jewish bra," she replied "makes mountains out of molehills.
A Jewish Bra
A young Jewish man walks into the Lingerie Department of Macy's in New York. He tells the saleslady, "I would like a Jewish bra for my wife size 34 B."
With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?"
He repeated, "A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a Jewish bra, and that you would know what she wanted."
"Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Most of our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra."
Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, what are the differences?"
The saleslady responded. "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic bra supports the masses, the Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright."
He mused on that information for a minute and said: "Hmm. I know I'll regret asking, but what does the Jewish bra do?"
"Ah, the Jewish bra," she replied "makes mountains out of molehills.
Aug 11, 2015 17:20:43 #
Scoop Henderson
Loc: The Rez, (I am from Egypt)
Indeed, The Boston News Gazette morphing into the collasal Jewish Empire of State Run Media.
Aug 11, 2015 17:44:27 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br ... (show quote)
ProgenyE laughed uproariously, as did AuntiE! :!: :!: :thumbup: :
I have forwarded it to all the male of the species on my email list. :shock: :roll: 8-)
Aug 11, 2015 17:46:04 #
Scoop Henderson wrote:
Indeed, The Boston News Gazette morphing into the collasal Jewish Empire of State Run Media.
Ahem.....this is Chit Chat. We, traditionally, try to avoid political dissing on amusements.
I can see my work is cut out for me, managing you. :shock: :mrgreen: :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol:
Aug 11, 2015 17:51:09 #
Aug 11, 2015 18:16:49 #
Scoop Henderson wrote:
Is chit chat contained to Jewish jokes?
No. Per ADMIN for the site:
"This section is for general chit-chat and other discussions and pictures not related to politics."
I would wager, in your younger years, you spent a great deal of time ......see picture below.l :lol: :roll: :lol: :shock:
Aug 11, 2015 18:37:32 #
Scoop Henderson
Loc: The Rez, (I am from Egypt)
AuntiE wrote:
No. Per ADMIN for the site:
"This section is for general chit-chat and other discussions and pictures not related to politics."
I would wager, in your younger years, you spent a great deal of time ......see picture below.l :lol: :roll: :lol: :shock:
"This section is for general chit-chat and other discussions and pictures not related to politics."
I would wager, in your younger years, you spent a great deal of time ......see picture below.l :lol: :roll: :lol: :shock:
Not at all, we were encouraged to debate and develop critical thought.
Aug 11, 2015 18:45:24 #
Scoop Henderson wrote:
Not at all, we were encouraged to debate and develop critical thought.
You did note the emoticons I utilized, correct? :roll: :lol: :D
Aug 11, 2015 18:53:52 #
Scoop Henderson
Loc: The Rez, (I am from Egypt)
AuntiE wrote:
You did note the emoticons I utilized, correct? :roll: :lol: :D
English is my second language, I do not know the meaning of 'emoticons', but will check it later.
Aug 11, 2015 19:20:26 #
Scoop Henderson wrote:
English is my second language, I do not know the meaning of 'emoticons', but will check it later.
"Emoticons" are the little faces like :lol:, which is laugh out loud.
If you look to the left of the "Reply to" box, there is a box with what ADMIN calls "Smiles" which are, also, called emoticons. Someone can make, what seems like a h**eful, comment; however, they use an emoticon showing they are not being h**eful, but joking with you.
Aug 11, 2015 19:25:17 #
Aug 11, 2015 19:36:41 #
slatten49 wrote:
Is this joke Kosher :?: :mrgreen:
We may have to have PoppaGringo/Salty, figuratively, weigh the matter. :shock: :mrgreen: 8-)
Aug 11, 2015 19:53:22 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
We may have to have PoppaGringo/Salty, figuratively, weigh the matter. :shock: :mrgreen: 8-)
Yes, I feel certain he is abreast of such matters. 8-)
Aug 11, 2015 20:23:06 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br br ... (show quote)
HILARIOUS! Thanks for the Laughter! :lol: :lol:
Aug 11, 2015 21:51:10 #
slatten49 wrote:
Yes, I feel certain he is abreast of such matters. 8-)
It is my understanding he has an advanced degree on :shock: this matter. 8-) :roll:
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