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Aug 11, 2015 11:27:11
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cold iron
Loc: White House
A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:
Husband: "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!"
Wife replies: "Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!"
Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"
Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"
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I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this - you don't even know Japanese. You'll read anything as long as it's about sex.
You really need some serious help! Sometimes I worry about you.
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Aug 11, 2015 11:29:22
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CowboyMilt
cold iron wrote:
A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:
Husband: "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!"
Wife replies: "Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!"
Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"
Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"
...................
I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this - you don't even know Japanese. You'll read anything as long as it's about sex.
You really need some serious help! Sometimes I worry about you.
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ROFLMAO YOU'RE RIGHT!
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Aug 11, 2015 11:30:58
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cold iron
Loc: White House
CowboyMilt wrote:
ROFLMAO YOU'RE RIGHT!
LOL
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Aug 11, 2015 11:35:01
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missinglink
Loc: Tralfamadore
Trickery, I am surrounded by sexual trickery and I've been tricked once again.
Busted as it were.
cold iron wrote:
A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:
Husband: "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!"
Wife replies: "Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!"
Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"
Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"
...................
I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this - you don't even know Japanese. You'll read anything as long as it's about sex.
You really need some serious help! Sometimes I worry about you.
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Aug 11, 2015 11:35:23
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no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
cold iron wrote:
A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:
Husband: "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!"
Wife replies: "Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!"
Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"
Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"
...................
I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this - you don't even know Japanese. You'll read anything as long as it's about sex.
You really need some serious help! Sometimes I worry about you.
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:thumbup: :thumbup: :XD: :thumbup: :thumbup: :XD:
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Aug 11, 2015 12:32:37
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boatbob2
I SPEAK and READ Japanese,obviously you don't,That blurb made NO SENSE
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Aug 11, 2015 12:43:57
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PoppaGringo
Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
boatbob2 wrote:
I SPEAK and READ Japanese,obviously you don't,That blurb made NO SENSE
Ah so, Papasan, I'm sure it wasn't intended to. It was the theme of the joke.
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Aug 11, 2015 12:49:18
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PaulPisces
Loc: San Francisco
cold iron wrote:
A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:
Husband: "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!"
Wife replies: "Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!"
Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"
Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"
...................
I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this - you don't even know Japanese. You'll read anything as long as it's about sex.
You really need some serious help! Sometimes I worry about you.
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Thanks for the best Tuesday morning laugh yet!
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Aug 11, 2015 16:16:14
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cold iron
Loc: White House
boatbob2 wrote:
I SPEAK and READ Japanese,obviously you don't,That blurb made NO SENSE
Keep reading it, it will soon make since.
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Aug 11, 2015 16:23:45
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no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
cold iron wrote:
Keep reading it, it will soon make since.
Particularly after four glasses of Saki!
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Aug 11, 2015 17:36:33
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boatbob2
The letter I,is pronounced E in Japanese,SO,SAKE should be spelled (in English) SAKE.....
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Aug 11, 2015 17:40:49
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slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
boatbob2 wrote:
The letter I,is pronounced E in Japanese,SO,SAKE should be spelled (in English) SAKE.....
No matter, I prefer tequila or Southern Comfort, anyway. :-D
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Aug 11, 2015 19:39:15
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Weewillynobeerspilly
Loc: North central Texas
cold iron wrote:
A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:
Husband: "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!"
Wife replies: "Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!"
Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"
Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"
...................
I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this - you don't even know Japanese. You'll read anything as long as it's about sex.
You really need some serious help! Sometimes I worry about you.
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DAMN IT!!! Guilty as charged.
Very funny sir, thanks
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Aug 11, 2015 20:31:35
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no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
boatbob2 wrote:
The letter I,is pronounced E in Japanese,SO,SAKE should be spelled (in English) SAKE.....
Thanks for the correction I will remember that.
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Aug 12, 2015 13:24:42
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boatbob2
NOW,if you don't want to spend the money on SAKE,try SHOCHU,it will knock your socks off cheaper..
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