Why athletes can't have regualr jobs.
Aug 10, 2015 18:38:58 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: True or not it would not be surpassing .
WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REGULAR JOBS...
This is really an indictment on our education system. Pretty sad......
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1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson (ex Montreal Expos) on being a role model:
"I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."
2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season:
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.."
3. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skin's say:
"I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl,"
Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."
4. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins:
"He treats us like men. He let us wear earrings."
5. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann:
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
6. Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh :
"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.."
(Now that is beautiful)
8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison:
"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton..."
9. Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker:
"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."
10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota:
"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning, regardless of what time it is."
11. Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim
Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice:
"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
(I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January)
13. Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D:
"Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."
14. In the words of NC State great Charles Shackelford:
"I can go to my left or right, I am amphibious."
15. Former Houston Oilers coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded: "Because she's too ugly to kiss good-bye."
WHY ATHLETES CAN'T HAVE REGULAR JOBS...
This is really an indictment on our education system. Pretty sad......
-
1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson (ex Montreal Expos) on being a role model:
"I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."
2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season:
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.."
3. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skin's say:
"I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl,"
Matt Millen of the Raiders said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."
4. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins:
"He treats us like men. He let us wear earrings."
5. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann:
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
6. Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh :
"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.."
(Now that is beautiful)
8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison:
"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton..."
9. Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color photo of himself above his locker:
"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."
10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota:
"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning, regardless of what time it is."
11. Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim
Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice:
"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.
(I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January)
13. Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D:
"Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject."
14. In the words of NC State great Charles Shackelford:
"I can go to my left or right, I am amphibious."
15. Former Houston Oilers coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded: "Because she's too ugly to kiss good-bye."
Aug 10, 2015 18:52:39 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: True or not ... (show quote)
In my opinion #6 is the best example of why they are no longer student athletes but athlete students, emphasis on athlete.
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Aug 10, 2015 19:54:40 #
AuntiE wrote:
In my opinion #6 is the best example of why they are no longer student athletes but athlete students, emphasis on athlete.
:( :-( :| :cry: :evil:
:( :-( :| :cry: :evil:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Aug 10, 2015 20:06:41 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: True or not ... (show quote)
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: DAYUM . but WEEZ BEEZ in Twuble :lol: :lol: :lol:
Aug 10, 2015 20:08:46 #
DamnYANKEE wrote:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: DAYUM . but WEEZ BEEZ in Twuble :lol: :lol: :lol:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :-D :-D
Aug 10, 2015 20:09:20 #
AuntiE wrote:
In my opinion #6 is the best example of why they are no longer student athletes but athlete students, emphasis on athlete.
:( :-( :| :cry: :evil:
:( :-( :| :cry: :evil:
#6 iz gudz , buts # 11 , Lebm is Gudz tuz :-D :-D :-D :lol: :lol: :lol:
Aug 10, 2015 20:10:20 #
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Just because I am being kindly here does not mean you are out of trouble on the other topic. :hunf: :idea: :twisted:
Aug 10, 2015 20:14:57 #
DamnYANKEE wrote:
#6 iz gudz , buts # 11 , Lebm is Gudz tuz :-D :-D :-D :lol: :lol: :lol:
Pack up your shag carpet luggage and go back north. :-) :lol: :D :-P 8-) :mrgreen:
Aug 10, 2015 20:16:58 #
AuntiE wrote:
Just because I am being kindly here does not mean you are out of trouble on the other topic. :hunf: :idea: :twisted:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Aug 10, 2015 21:20:46 #
AuntiE wrote:
Just because I am being kindly here does not mean you are out of trouble on the other topic. :hunf: :idea: :twisted:
That is the ugliest cat I have ever seen! :shock:
Aug 10, 2015 21:21:46 #
archie bunker wrote:
That is the ugliest cat I have ever seen! :shock:
You are a brave man Archie. :shock: :lol: :lol:
Aug 10, 2015 21:33:26 #
Elwood wrote:
You are a brave man Archie. :shock: :lol: :lol:
What? :?:
Just look at it would ya?.....I mean....would ya just look at it!!
That is one ugly cat!!
Aug 10, 2015 21:35:09 #
archie bunker wrote:
What? :?:
Just look at it would ya?.....I mean....would ya just look at it!!
Just look at it would ya?.....I mean....would ya just look at it!!
:lol: :lol: You do have a point. :mrgreen: S**t, now you got me into trouble, again. ;-)
Aug 10, 2015 23:36:58 #
archie bunker wrote:
That is the ugliest cat I have ever seen! :shock:
No uglier then your horse, who created major problems at the House Party. :hunf:
Aug 10, 2015 23:38:12 #
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: You do have a point. :mrgreen: S**t, now you got me into trouble, again. ;-)
Hmmmm.....more punishment choices.
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