and thats when the fight started
Aug 10, 2015 17:28:42 #
one year a man payed for his mother-in-laws burial policy as a Christmas present.The next Christmas he gave her nothing.When his wife asked him why he replied"Because she has never used her last Christmas present"---And the fight started
My wife walked into the den and asked"Whats on TV"?
I replied "dust"!--and the fight started
A woman stood nude in front of the mirror.She was not happy with what she saw.She said to her husband"I feel horrible,Ilook old and fat and ugly.I really could use a compliment from you."The husband replied "you have perfect eyesight dear"--and the fight started
A wife hinted that what she wanted for her birthday was something that was shiny and that goes from zero to two hundred in three seconds.He bought her scales--and that's when the fight started
I asked my wife"Where do yo want to go for our Anniversary"?It warmed my heart to see her smile in sweet appreciation.She said"oh somewhere I haven't been in a long long time".So I suggested"how about the kitchen?--and that's when--
my wife and I were watching "who wants to be a millionaire"while we were in bed.I turned to her and asked"Want to have sex:?she answered NO!So I asked her,"is that your final answer"?To which she replied"YES"
"Then I'd like to phone a friend "I said--and that's when the fight started
these answers are not recommended for the faint of heart
they can cause serious injury,hospital stays and even death
My wife walked into the den and asked"Whats on TV"?
I replied "dust"!--and the fight started
A woman stood nude in front of the mirror.She was not happy with what she saw.She said to her husband"I feel horrible,Ilook old and fat and ugly.I really could use a compliment from you."The husband replied "you have perfect eyesight dear"--and the fight started
A wife hinted that what she wanted for her birthday was something that was shiny and that goes from zero to two hundred in three seconds.He bought her scales--and that's when the fight started
I asked my wife"Where do yo want to go for our Anniversary"?It warmed my heart to see her smile in sweet appreciation.She said"oh somewhere I haven't been in a long long time".So I suggested"how about the kitchen?--and that's when--
my wife and I were watching "who wants to be a millionaire"while we were in bed.I turned to her and asked"Want to have sex:?she answered NO!So I asked her,"is that your final answer"?To which she replied"YES"
"Then I'd like to phone a friend "I said--and that's when the fight started
these answers are not recommended for the faint of heart
they can cause serious injury,hospital stays and even death
Aug 10, 2015 18:13:51 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
one year a man payed for his mother-in-laws burial... (show quote)
That begs the question, BB...are you posting from a hospital bed :?: :mrgreen:
Aug 10, 2015 18:48:24 #
slatten49 wrote:
That begs the question, BB...are you posting from a hospital bed :?: :mrgreen:
not at the present time
that your girlfriend??
does the Sgt Major know?
Aug 10, 2015 18:58:31 #
badbobby wrote:
one year a man payed for his mother-in-laws burial... (show quote)
When she asks "Do these pants make my butt look big?"
It ain't the pants." Is not the right answer. :shock:
Aug 10, 2015 19:10:22 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
archie bunker wrote:
:shock: Really :?: :lol:When she asks "Do these pants make my butt look big?"
It ain't the pants." Is not the right answer. :shock:
It ain't the pants." Is not the right answer. :shock:
Aug 10, 2015 19:13:03 #
Aug 10, 2015 19:14:13 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
archie bunker wrote:
That was my experience.
I guessing not a good one. :mrgreen:
Aug 10, 2015 19:18:54 #
slatten49 wrote:
I guessing not a good one. :mrgreen:
If you only knew this woman! (my ex)
I struggle at family events not to call her husband number five, instead of his given name! Poor guy!! :roll: :roll:
Aug 10, 2015 19:20:12 #
archie bunker wrote:
When she asks "Do these pants make my butt look big?"
It ain't the pants." Is not the right answer. :shock:
It ain't the pants." Is not the right answer. :shock:
are you speakin from experience Arch
don't bother answering
we all know the answer :lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:
Aug 10, 2015 19:27:26 #
badbobby wrote:
are you speakin from experience Arch
don't bother answering
we all know the answer :lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:
don't bother answering
we all know the answer :lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:
Yes. I am. She was the white, female version of KHH1. Comes a time when you just have to say it! :hunf:
Aug 10, 2015 19:41:45 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
slatten49 wrote:
I guessing not a good one. :mrgreen:
Is that beautiful girl your daughter? Inquiring minds want to know.
Aug 10, 2015 19:50:02 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
no propaganda please wrote:
Is that beautiful girl your daughter? Inquiring minds want to know.
No, she is one of my many precious granddaughters. :thumbup: :wink:
Aug 10, 2015 21:16:28 #
slatten49 wrote:
No, she is one of my many precious granddaughters. :thumbup: :wink:
at least that is what he is claiming Arch :lol:
Aug 10, 2015 21:24:55 #
badbobby wrote:
at least that is what he is claiming Arch :lol:
I won't even go there! Easy BB!! You don't want to be rotten to the Corps!!
Aug 10, 2015 22:02:51 #
archie bunker wrote:
I won't even go there! Easy BB!! You don't want to be rotten to the Corps!!
heck Arch I know better
I just love to heckle him
he is a Jarhead you know : :lol: :lol:
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