Being a senior citizen really sucks.
Aug 8, 2015 23:33:11 #
Going the e-mail rounds.:lol: :lol:
She's single... She's shapely ...She's beautiful and she lives right across the street.
I can see her place from my kitchen window.
I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised
when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.
I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and have sex tonight. Are you doing anything?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"
"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"
Being a senior citizen really sucks!
She's single... She's shapely ...She's beautiful and she lives right across the street.
I can see her place from my kitchen window.
I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised
when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.
I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and have sex tonight. Are you doing anything?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"
"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"
Being a senior citizen really sucks!
Aug 8, 2015 23:37:26 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.:lol: :lol: br br br S... (show quote)
I hear ya man at 77 it really hits home...
Aug 8, 2015 23:39:06 #
CowboyMilt wrote:
I hear ya man at 77 it really hits home...
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Aug 9, 2015 06:47:37 #
CowboyMilt wrote:
I hear ya man at 77 it really hits home...
I have said it before; I am not trying to tell God how to do His job, but I would have appreciated my youth a lot more if I'd had to be old FIRST!
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