Saturday Amusement: As, currently, there is a birthday celebration occurring, in Texas, for a brand new teenager, I thought I would do a hooky clean teenage joke. What do JC Penny and...

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

As, currently, there is a birthday celebration occurring, in Texas, for a brand new teenager, I thought I would do a hooky clean teenage joke.

What do JC Penny and a teenager have in common?

50% off pants! :shock: :shock: :roll:

PS: Does anyone see where I could have, possibly, placed more commas in my first sentence? :roll: :D :roll: :mrgreen:

vernon

AuntiE wrote:

As, currently, there is a birthday celebration occurring, in Texas, for a brand new teenager, I thought I would do a hooky clean teenage joke.

What do JC Penny and a teenager have in common?

50% off pants! :shock: :shock: :roll:

PS: Does anyone see where I could have, possibly, placed more commas in my first sentence? :roll: :D :roll: :mrgreen:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

AuntiE wrote:

As, currently, there is a birthday celebration occurring, in Texas, for a brand new teenager, I thought I would do a hooky clean teenage joke.

What do JC Penny and a teenager have in common?

50% off pants! :shock: :shock: :roll:

PS: Does anyone see where I could have, possibly, placed more commas in my first sentence? :roll: :D :roll: :mrgreen:

Perhaps, it is my opinion, you might, without getting too confused, add a few more, but not more than five, commas, within, or outside, which every you prefer, the context of the, aforementioned, birthday party.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

vernon wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Are you :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: at the joke ....or......the commas? :?: :lol: :?: :roll:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

no propaganda please wrote:

Perhaps, it is my opinion, you might, without getting too confused, add a few more, but not more than five, commas, within, or outside, which every you prefer, the context of the, aforementioned, birthday party.

Absolutely and perfectly written and punctuated! :thumbup: :thumbup:

son of witless

AuntiE wrote:

As, currently, there is a birthday celebration occurring, in Texas, for a brand new teenager, I thought I would do a hooky clean teenage joke.

What do JC Penny and a teenager have in common?

50% off pants! :shock: :shock: :roll:

PS: Does anyone see where I could have, possibly, placed more commas in my first sentence? :roll: :D :roll: :mrgreen:

Commas are like seasoning, it is easy to over do it. I, say that, as one, who is notorious, for over using commas.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

son of witless wrote:

Commas are like seasoning, it is easy to over do it. I, say that, as one, who is notorious, for over using commas.

Then there are some people who with no grammar or writing knowledge have no idea what they are. :lol: :roll: ,,,,,,,,,,

son of witless

AuntiE wrote:

Then there are some people who with no grammar or writing knowledge have no idea what they are. :lol: :roll: ,,,,,,,,,,

My grammar is atrocious most of the time and sometimes it is on purpose to emphasize my meaning.

Grammar aside I think the best writers on OPP in terms of clarity and interest are those who have consumed good writing. You can tell who the classic book readers are.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

son of witless wrote:

My grammar is atrocious most of the time and sometimes it is on purpose to emphasize my meaning.

Grammar aside I think the best writers on OPP in terms of clarity and interest are those who have consumed good writing. You can tell who the classic book readers are.

Oh my heavens, you left a comma out in your last sentence.

You must now go to the corner. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I will tell you when you may leave. :idea: :idea: :-o

son of witless

AuntiE wrote:

Oh my heavens, you left a comma out in your last sentence.

You must now go to the corner. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I will tell you when you may leave. :idea: :idea: :-o

The scary thing is, that looks a lot like me at that age. Only Mom and Dad never punished us like that. It was usually a belt or an open palm to the head. Then my hair was shorter too. Dad was a part time barber in the military and only knew how to give crew cuts.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

AuntiE wrote:

Absolutely and perfectly written and punctuated! :thumbup: :thumbup:

I was trying to add several more, but, alas, could not find a way, without getting really confused, and confusing the readers, who are usually confused enough, to accomplish the feat.

Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA

AuntiE wrote:

As, currently, there is a birthday celebration occurring, in Texas, for a brand new teenager, I thought I would do a hooky clean teenage joke.

What do JC Penny and a teenager have in common?

50% off pants! :shock: :shock: :roll:

PS: Does anyone see where I could have, possibly, placed more commas in my first sentence? :roll: :D :roll: :mrgreen:

So, when was the "newbies's" b-day? Just wondered if mayhaps that child and I share the same celebratory day, August 6. :wink:

vernon

AuntiE wrote:

Are you :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: at the joke ....or......the commas? :?: :lol: :?: :roll:

both,

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Searching wrote:

So, when was the "newbies's" b-day? Just wondered if mayhaps that child and I share the same celebratory day, August 6. :wink:

Nope. My granddaughter, Jaden, turned 13 on August 4th. :thumbup:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Searching wrote:

So, when was the "newbies's" b-day? Just wondered if mayhaps that child and I share the same celebratory day, August 6. :wink:

Oh my goodness! :( :-( :| We had no celebration. :oops: :shock: :XD:

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