badbobby Loc: texas

Rednecks will never say these words
#31--When I retire,I'm novin north

#30No ,no I wouldn't dare,she's only sixteen

#29--I'll take Shakespear for $1000

#28--Duct tape wont fix that

#27--I'll have a Heinekin with a slice of lime

#26--We don't keep guns in this house

#25--You caint feed that to the dog

#24--No kids in the back of the pickup Martha Jo,it aint safe

#23--Wrestling is f**e

#22--We are vegetarians

#21--Do you think my gut is too big

#20--I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits sausage grits and gravy

#19--We don't need another dog

#18--Who gives a s--- who won the Civil War

#17--Give me the small bag of pork rinds

#16--Too many deer heads detract from the décor

#15--I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart

#14--Trim the fat off that steak

#13--Cappochino tastes better than espresso

#12--The tires on that truck are too big

#11--I've got it all on c-drive

#10--Unsweetened tea tastes better

#9--My fiancé buys at Tiffanys

#8--I've got two cases of Zima iced down for the game

#7--Checkmate

#6--Shes too young to be wearin that bikini

#5--Heres an episode of hee haw we aint seen

#4--I don't have a favorite football team

#3--Youse guys

#2--Those cutoffs oughta be a little longer Betty lou

And the number one thing a redneck will never say----

#1--No more beer for me,I'm drivin a busload of us down to help out in Hillarys P**********l campaign

Super Dave Loc: Realville, USA

#32 -- Her breasts are too big

#33 -- All Lives don't matter

damdifino

Got to admit that is funny as hell.

bahmer

Fantastic especially *1. I have lived around southerners and have southerners as relatives these are all truisms.

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

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Another winner bobby. :thumbup:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

You do understand not all Southerners are rednecks, correct? :hunf:

bahmer

True but it is my experience that Southerners are the most loyal, loving, friendly, group of people on planet earth. They will give you the shirt off of their back and if you are hungry they will feed you without asking any questions. They still show respect when a person passes as their police stand at attention as the funeral prepossession goes by. I could go on but their are many traits that I saw in my mother law and wife that I admired. That is the reason I married the girl that I married. Even though she corrected my letters the love in that family is what won me over. Most Southerners which include my sister in law and her husband and their children have all been positive as well as all of their friends.

badbobby Loc: texas

thanks dave
dunno how I missed em :lol: :lol:

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

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DamnYANKEE

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol: Doubt they say Black l***s m****r either . From what Ive seen . They don't matter much to me either

DamnYANKEE

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archie bunker Loc: Texas

Now I am having an identity crisis! :shock:
I have said all of the following:
19, 14, 10, 7, 6, and 32. :shock: :shock:
I thought I was a redneck!! Now I'm not sure!
Dammit! What am I! :cry: :cry:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Don't ask Arch, do yourself a favor and don't ask. :oops: :mrgreen: :XD: :lol:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

You are our beloved Mr.B. :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :thumbup:

badbobby Loc: texas

never fear Arch
you are certainly a top notch redneck
and I commend you