jelun wrote:
I may buy a bag of M&Ms and have one rather than a sip.
Public health officials are urging Americans to exercise caution if they choose to participate in drinking games during the first Republican primary debate this Thursday in Cleveland, Ohio.
You simply cant drink every time one of these guys says something silly, said Surgeon General Vivek Murthy during a Wednesday morning press conference. Weve got three candidates who are prone to gaffes Jeb Bush, John Kasich and Scott Walker and then a half-dozen obscure goofballs vying with Donald Trump for a little media attention. Its just a formula for disaster.
Murthy suggested that people play a safer variation of the traditional debate drinking game by only consuming alcohol when one of the candidates says something reasonable.
Were not saying that people shouldnt have fun participating in the rotting vestiges of our once-great democracy, he said. Just do it responsibly. Instead of, say, shotgunning a beer when Ben Carson compares abortion to a planet-killing meteor wiping out humanity, consider taking a shot if Jeb Bush acknowledges that human activity is contributing to climate change, he said. And that drink might even have some therapeutic value when he goes on to argue that we shouldnt do a damn thing about it.
According to Dr. Lawrence Goldfarb, a toxicologist at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, an average man should consume no more than four units of alcohol per day and an average woman should consume no more than three. So even if you only drank when someone made a dopey, half-baked Neville Chamberlain analogy, youd still be ingesting potentially dangerous quantities, said Goldfarb. A unit of alcohol equals around 12 ounces of beer, five ounces of wine or 1.5 ounces of 80-proof liquor.
First responders are preparing for a repeat of 2012, when emergency rooms were inundated with a surge of alcohol-related admissions. A study conducted by researchers at the Tufts University School of Medicine estimated that there were 70,000 additional hospitalizations, on average, following each of the 104 clown car debates during that election cycle. That just counts alcohol poisoning and other drug overdoses, explained Dr. Pritam Baruah, one of the authors of the study. The numbers dont include injuries from motor vehicle accidents or peoples misguided attempts to wash their brains out with bleach.
The data show that its not a clown car at all, added Baruah. Its a clown bus, and far too many smug liberals are being inadvertently thrown under its wheels by their self-satisfied friends on Twitter