Senior citizen pillow talk: Wife: Oh, come on. Husband: Leave me alone! Wife: It won't take long. Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterwards. Wife: I can't sleep without it. Husband:...

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Wife: Oh, come on.
Husband: Leave me alone!
Wife: It won't take long.
Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Wife: I can't sleep without it.
Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Wife: Because I'm hot.
Husband: You get hot at the darndest times.
Wife: If you loved me, I wouldn't have to beg you.
Husband: If you loved me, you'd be more considerate.
Wife: You don't love me anymore.
Husband: Yes, I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Wife: (Sob, Sob).
Husband: All right, I'll do it.
Wife: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Husband: I can't find it.
Wife: Oh, for heaven's sake...feel for it!
Husband: There! Are you satisfied?
Wife: Oh, yes, honey.
Husband: Is it down far enough?
Wife: Oh, that's fine.
Husband: Now, go to sleep. Next time, it's your turn to get up and turn the thermostat down.
Wife: Yes, honey.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

slatten49 wrote:

Wife: Oh, come on. br Husband: Leave me alone! b... (show quote)

I swear I'm going to find that camera - and then you're in for it! :lol: :oops:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

lpnmajor wrote:

I swear I'm going to find that camera - and then you're in for it! :lol: :oops:

Camera :?: :shock:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

slatten49 wrote:

Camera :?: :shock:

Do you think he wants a picture of your thermostat? If so, I hope he has a flash for his camera.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

PoppaGringo wrote:

Do you think he wants a picture of your thermostat? If so, I hope he has a flash for his camera.

Someone has a camera in MY house - because that's the exact conversation I and my wife have nightly. I figured Slats has a hidden camera in my house - or he knows who does. I'd like to find out which. :twisted: :shock:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

lpnmajor wrote:

Someone has a camera in MY house - because that's the exact conversation I and my wife have nightly. I figured Slats has a hidden camera in my house - or he knows who does. I'd like to find out which. :twisted: :shock:

I don't understand a woman's desire to turn down the thermostat, only to throw more cover upon herself. :roll: What's up with that :?:

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

slatten49 wrote:

I don't understand a woman's desire to turn down the thermostat, only to throw more cover upon herself. :roll: What's up with that :?:

Conflicted emotions maybe? My wife constantly complains that I'm home too much and that I should "get out of the house", but when I do - she complains that I'm gone too much and not paying attention to her.

I asked her to plan my days for me, so I'd have the correct time away and at home as well as a plan for the attention she requires. Her response? " what are you, five? ". :?

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

lpnmajor wrote:

Conflicted emotions maybe? My wife constantly complains that I'm home too much and that I should "get out of the house", but when I do - she complains that I'm gone too much and not paying attention to her.

I asked her to plan my days for me, so I'd have the correct time away and at home as well as a plan for the attention she requires. Her response? " what are you, five? ". :?

I understand, my brother. 8-) We are so misunderstood. :lol:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

slatten49 wrote:

I don't understand a woman's desire to turn down the thermostat, only to throw more cover upon herself. :roll: What's up with that :?:

She isn't being properly heated by her mate?

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

PoppaGringo wrote:

She isn't being properly heated by her mate?

:lol: Only if I can find my way through the layers of protective covering from the lowered thermostat...and the protection of LadyBug. :mrgreen:

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

PoppaGringo wrote:

She isn't being properly heated by her mate?

May be, but I'm never there when he is, so I wouldn't know. :mrgreen:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

lpnmajor wrote:

May be, but I'm never there when he is, so I wouldn't know. :mrgreen:

That certainly is comforting. :roll:

DamnYANKEE

slatten49 wrote:

Wife: Oh, come on. br Husband: Leave me alone! b... (show quote)

And I thought it was about the Remote :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

badbobby Loc: texas

slatten49 wrote:

Wife: Oh, come on. br Husband: Leave me alone! b... (show quote)

only thing that surprised me was how long it took you to obey thr Sgt Major's orders :lol: :lol:

badbobby Loc: texas

lpnmajor wrote:

Conflicted emotions maybe? My wife constantly complains that I'm home too much and that I should "get out of the house", but when I do - she complains that I'm gone too much and not paying attention to her.

I asked her to plan my days for me, so I'd have the correct time away and at home as well as a plan for the attention she requires. Her response? " what are you, five? ". :?

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