lone ranger
Aug 4, 2015 13:03:56 #
The Lone Ranger was captured by an outlaw gang.
the outlaws decided that they would hang the Lone Ranger
the next morning and they gave him one last wish.
The Lone Ranger just requested that they bring his horse Silver to him.They did so and the Lone Ranger whispered in Silvers ear,and Silver took off and was gone before the outlaws could stop him.
Two hours later Silver returned with a beautiful blonde on his back.Needless to say,the outlaws partied all night.
the next day they decided that since the Lone Rangers request had turned out so good that they would give him another last wish.
Again the Lone Ranger requested his horse be brought to him. Again he whispered in Silvers ear and the horse was off and running.
two hours later Silver returned with a beautiful red head on his back.
The outlaws were overjoyed and they proceeded to party and have a great time.
Then again the outlaws decided to give the Lone Ranger one more last wish
once again he requested that Silver be brought to him .
When Silver arrived the Lone Ranger grabbed the horse by both ears and whispered earnestly.
"NOW LISTEN CLOSE DUMBASS I SAID BRING POSSE"
the outlaws decided that they would hang the Lone Ranger
the next morning and they gave him one last wish.
The Lone Ranger just requested that they bring his horse Silver to him.They did so and the Lone Ranger whispered in Silvers ear,and Silver took off and was gone before the outlaws could stop him.
Two hours later Silver returned with a beautiful blonde on his back.Needless to say,the outlaws partied all night.
the next day they decided that since the Lone Rangers request had turned out so good that they would give him another last wish.
Again the Lone Ranger requested his horse be brought to him. Again he whispered in Silvers ear and the horse was off and running.
two hours later Silver returned with a beautiful red head on his back.
The outlaws were overjoyed and they proceeded to party and have a great time.
Then again the outlaws decided to give the Lone Ranger one more last wish
once again he requested that Silver be brought to him .
When Silver arrived the Lone Ranger grabbed the horse by both ears and whispered earnestly.
"NOW LISTEN CLOSE DUMBASS I SAID BRING POSSE"
Aug 4, 2015 13:56:57 #
badbobby wrote:
The Lone Ranger was captured by an outlaw gang. br... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
I once had the same experience with my Meowrine, though for a different reason.
Aug 5, 2015 11:19:00 #
badbobby wrote:
The Lone Ranger was captured by an outlaw gang. br... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Aug 5, 2015 14:53:03 #
mouset783
Loc: Oklahoma
badbobby wrote:
The Lone Ranger was captured by an outlaw gang. br... (show quote)
Being Silver is a blond reminds me of this one. "A blonds are not dumb convention" was held in St Louis ad was attended by 10,000 blonds. To get started on the right foot the mcee invited a little blond on the stage.He said how much is 26 plus 26?the little blond thought for a minute and said 526. !0.000 blonds stamped their feet and screamed give her another chance He said how much is 60 devided by 5. She answered 81. Again the blonds stamped their feet and screamed give her another chance. The mcee thought since they were on national tv he would give her one more chance. He said how much is 2 plus 2. She thought for a minute and said 4. 10,000 blonds stamped their feet and screamed give her another chance
Aug 5, 2015 16:39:24 #
mouset783 wrote:
Being Silver is a blond reminds me of this one. &q... (show quote)
maybe they should have had a horse contest :roll: :roll:
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