OBSESSIONS
Aug 3, 2015 13:04:13 #
A psychologist was conducting group therapy with a class of young mothers and their children
"You all have obsessions "he told them
To one mother he told her that she was obsessed with eating so you named your daughter Candy
To another mother he said you are obsessed with money ,
it manifests itself in your child's name Penny.
To another he said "Your obsession is alcohol,you named your child Brandy
At this point one mother arose quickly to her feet,took her son by the hand and whispered "Come on Dick,this guy has no idea what he is talking about..Lets go pick up peter and Willy at school"!!
"You all have obsessions "he told them
To one mother he told her that she was obsessed with eating so you named your daughter Candy
To another mother he said you are obsessed with money ,
it manifests itself in your child's name Penny.
To another he said "Your obsession is alcohol,you named your child Brandy
At this point one mother arose quickly to her feet,took her son by the hand and whispered "Come on Dick,this guy has no idea what he is talking about..Lets go pick up peter and Willy at school"!!
Aug 3, 2015 14:04:35 #
badbobby wrote:
A psychologist was conducting group therapy with a... (show quote)
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Please don't tell us your mother called you 'Navel', you thought she said 'Naval' and that is why you became a Swabbie.
Aug 3, 2015 14:27:31 #
badbobby wrote:
A psychologist was conducting group therapy with a... (show quote)
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Aug 3, 2015 14:29:14 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
Please don't tell us your mother called you 'Navel', you thought she said 'Naval' and that is why you became a Swabbie.
Please don't tell us your mother called you 'Navel', you thought she said 'Naval' and that is why you became a Swabbie.
Careful with that Swabby stuff . <<< X NAVY here :evil: :evil: :evil:
Aug 3, 2015 14:52:14 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
DamnYANKEE wrote:
Careful with that Swabby stuff . <<< X NAVY here :evil: :evil: :evil:
Salty mistakenly got a little out of line with 'Swabbie.' Apologies extended...Marines usually call Sailors either 'Squid,' 'Deck-Ape' or 'Water Lily.' :mrgreen:
Aug 3, 2015 16:57:17 #
DamnYANKEE wrote:
Careful with that Swabby stuff . <<< X NAVY here :evil: :evil: :evil:
Never fear, we Marines will continue to protect you.
Aug 3, 2015 17:06:16 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
Never fear, we Marines will continue to protect you.
Yeah, my bad...that, too. :thumbup: :wink:
Aug 3, 2015 17:36:57 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
Please don't tell us your mother called you 'Navel', you thought she said 'Naval' and that is why you became a Swabbie.
Please don't tell us your mother called you 'Navel', you thought she said 'Naval' and that is why you became a Swabbie.
terrible Poppa :lol: :lol:
Aug 3, 2015 17:37:41 #
DamnYANKEE wrote:
Careful with that Swabby stuff . <<< X NAVY here :evil: :evil: :evil:
sicim
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Aug 3, 2015 17:38:52 #
slatten49 wrote:
Salty mistakenly got a little out of line with 'Swabbie.' Apologies extended...Marines usually call Sailors either 'Squid,' 'Deck-Ape' or 'Water Lily.' :mrgreen:
and what we in turn call Jarheads
is unprintable :XD: :XD: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Aug 3, 2015 17:45:33 #
badbobby wrote:
and what we in turn call Jarheads
is unprintable :XD: :XD: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
is unprintable :XD: :XD: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
by the way
my neighbor has a dog that he will give to a good home
excellent guard dog.Says he cant afford to feed him any more.as there are no more drug dealers,murderers,child molesters or jihadists for him to eat.
most of them knew this dog by his street name
HO LEE SCHITT
anyone need a dog?? :XD: :XD:
Aug 3, 2015 17:54:27 #
badbobby wrote:
by the way
my neighbor has a dog that he will give to a good home
excellent guard dog.Says he cant afford to feed him any more.as there are no more drug dealers,murderers,child molesters or jihadists for him to eat.
most of them knew this dog by his street name
HO LEE SCHITT
anyone need a dog?? :XD: :XD:
my neighbor has a dog that he will give to a good home
excellent guard dog.Says he cant afford to feed him any more.as there are no more drug dealers,murderers,child molesters or jihadists for him to eat.
most of them knew this dog by his street name
HO LEE SCHITT
anyone need a dog?? :XD: :XD:
Evidently he hasn't acquired a taste for Swabbie's since you are still here, but beware, if he goes too long without eating he may lower his standards. :mrgreen: :XD: :oops:
Aug 3, 2015 17:59:52 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Evidently he hasn't acquired a taste for Swabbie's since you are still here, but beware, if he goes too long without eating he may lower his standards. :mrgreen: :XD: :oops:
never happen Poppa
if he got in my yard T Cat would eat him
Aug 3, 2015 18:24:09 #
badbobby wrote:
never happen Poppa
if he got in my yard T Cat would eat him
if he got in my yard T Cat would eat him
Then you are probably safe, especially if he is anything like my Meowrine.
Aug 3, 2015 18:24:33 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
and what we in turn call Jarheads
is unprintable :XD: :XD: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
is unprintable :XD: :XD: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
'Mister' & 'Sir' are unprintable :?: :shock: Since when :?: :mrgreen:
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