Four great religious t***hs.
Aug 2, 2015 18:25:23 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
People of all faiths need to remember these Four Great Religious T***hs:
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters or at a liquor store.
People of all faiths need to remember these Four Great Religious T***hs:
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters or at a liquor store.
Aug 2, 2015 19:10:14 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
People of all faiths need to remember these Four Great Religious T***hs:
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters or at a liquor store.
People of all faiths need to remember these Four Great Religious T***hs:
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters or at a liquor store.
Clever.
Aug 2, 2015 19:14:10 #
Aug 2, 2015 19:31:14 #
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: But true.
I saved it to my hard drive, but changed the last line to conform with my church affiliation. Someone once said, "If we can't laugh at ourselves we are in bad shape." Thanks for the post.
Aug 2, 2015 19:35:12 #
9th Marines wrote:
I saved it to my hard drive, but changed the last line to conform with my church affiliation. Someone once said, "If we can't laugh at ourselves we are in bad shape." Thanks for the post.
You are welcome and you are right about that. :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Aug 2, 2015 20:07:59 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
People of all faiths need to remember these Four Great Religious T***hs:
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters or at a liquor store.
People of all faiths need to remember these Four Great Religious T***hs:
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters or at a liquor store.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: so true
Aug 3, 2015 00:14:49 #
And we Jews don't recongnize each other when attending Christmas parties. Nor is a Channukah Bush considered a Christmas tree by Reformed Jews. :mrgreen:
Aug 3, 2015 00:15:30 #
And we Jews don't recongnize each other when attending Christmas parties. Nor is a Channukah Bush considered a Christmas tree by some Jews. :mrgreen:
Aug 3, 2015 00:16:28 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
And we Jews don't recongnize each other when attending Christmas parties. Nor is a Channukah Bush considered a Christmas tree by Reformed Jews. :mrgreen:
Is that bush what I think it is :?: ;-)
Aug 3, 2015 01:12:03 #
Elwood wrote:
Is that bush what I think it is :?: ;-)
Probably. Only its nomenclature was changed.
Aug 3, 2015 01:57:10 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
People of all faiths need to remember these Four Great Religious T***hs:
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters or at a liquor store.
People of all faiths need to remember these Four Great Religious T***hs:
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters or at a liquor store.
Funny. A bit risque but why don't Baptist make love standing up? They are afraid of being accused of dancing.
Aug 3, 2015 07:53:26 #
I like it.
Budists do not believe in Bud Weiser.
What do Hindus not believe in?
Budists do not believe in Bud Weiser.
What do Hindus not believe in?
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
People of all faiths need to remember these Four Great Religious T***hs:
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters or at a liquor store.
People of all faiths need to remember these Four Great Religious T***hs:
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters or at a liquor store.
Aug 3, 2015 09:40:21 #
Poppino wrote:
Funny. A bit risque but why don't Baptist make love standing up? They are afraid of being accused of dancing.
I think that one originated from a Jewish joke. :mrgreen:
Aug 3, 2015 09:41:29 #
eagleye13 wrote:
I like it.
Budists do not believe in Bud Weiser.
What do Hindus not believe in?
Budists do not believe in Bud Weiser.
What do Hindus not believe in?
Hindus don't believe Muslimism. :mrgreen:
Aug 3, 2015 09:55:56 #
Poppino wrote:
Funny. A bit risque but why don't Baptist make love standing up? They are afraid of being accused of dancing.
Now that is funny!!!
Funny. A bit risque but why don't Baptist make love standing up? They are afraid of being accused of dancing.
Now that is funny!!!
Elwood wrote:
I think that one originated from a Jewish joke. :mrgreen:
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