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Aug 26, 2013 16:35:58   #
CrazyHorse Loc: Kansas
 
For your 1PP entertainment, enjoy.


Funny, its ok to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish etc etc, But its insensitive to make jokes about Muslims.
The sooner we are all on same level playing field the better.

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:


1. If you refine heroin for a living,
But you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a Muslim.

2. If you own a £3,000 machine gun and a £5,000 rocket launcher,
But you can't afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim.

3. If you have more wives than teeth,
You may be a Muslim.

4. If you wipe your bum with your bare hand
But consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles:
Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. If you can't think of anyone
You haven't declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.

7. If you consider television dangerous
But routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones
Have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
You may be a Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women
And think every man should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim.


10. If you find this offensive or r****t and don't forward it,
You may be a Muslim.









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Aug 26, 2013 16:59:18   #
bmac32 Loc: West Florida
 
Thanks, I needed that.

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Aug 26, 2013 17:01:37   #
faithistheword
 
CrazyHorse wrote:
For your 1PP entertainment, enjoy.


Funny, its ok to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish etc etc, But its insensitive to make jokes about Muslims.
The sooner we are all on same level playing field the better.

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:


1. If you refine heroin for a living,
But you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a Muslim.

2. If you own a £3,000 machine gun and a £5,000 rocket launcher,
But you can't afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim.

3. If you have more wives than teeth,
You may be a Muslim.

4. If you wipe your bum with your bare hand
But consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles:
Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. If you can't think of anyone
You haven't declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.

7. If you consider television dangerous
But routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones
Have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
You may be a Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women
And think every man should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim.


10. If you find this offensive or r****t and don't forward it,
You may be a Muslim.
color=red For your 1PP entertainment, enjoy. /col... (show quote)





Holy Cow!
Jeff Foxworthy sure has courage! He's WAY smarter than a 5th grader! I v**e for him!

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Aug 26, 2013 17:25:44   #
donc711 Loc: North East Kansas
 
faithistheword wrote:
Holy Cow!
Jeff Foxworthy sure has courage! He's WAY smarter than a 5th grader! I v**e for him!


Yeah he is. Makes my IQ of 65 seem stupid. Oh well I love the laugh it caused me. Love ya Jeff

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Aug 26, 2013 17:32:22   #
Babsan
 
CrazyHorse wrote:
For your 1PP entertainment, enjoy.


Funny, its ok to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish etc etc, But its insensitive to make jokes about Muslims.
The sooner we are all on same level playing field the better.

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:


1. If you refine heroin for a living,
But you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a Muslim.

2. If you own a £3,000 machine gun and a £5,000 rocket launcher,
But you can't afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim.

3. If you have more wives than teeth,
You may be a Muslim.

4. If you wipe your bum with your bare hand
But consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles:
Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. If you can't think of anyone
You haven't declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.

7. If you consider television dangerous
But routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones
Have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
You may be a Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women
And think every man should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim.


10. If you find this offensive or r****t and don't forward it,
You may be a Muslim.
color=red For your 1PP entertainment, enjoy. /col... (show quote)


Amen to that

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Aug 27, 2013 00:28:04   #
stymie
 
faithistheword wrote:
Holy Cow!
Jeff Foxworthy sure has courage! He's WAY smarter than a 5th grader! I v**e for him!


Love It. LMAO :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Aug 27, 2013 00:30:54   #
stymie
 
CrazyHorse wrote:
For your 1PP entertainment, enjoy.


Funny, its ok to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish etc etc, But its insensitive to make jokes about Muslims.
The sooner we are all on same level playing field the better.

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:


1. If you refine heroin for a living,
But you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a Muslim.

2. If you own a £3,000 machine gun and a £5,000 rocket launcher,
But you can't afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim.

3. If you have more wives than teeth,
You may be a Muslim.

4. If you wipe your bum with your bare hand
But consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles:
Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. If you can't think of anyone
You haven't declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.

7. If you consider television dangerous
But routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones
Have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
You may be a Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women
And think every man should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim.


10. If you find this offensive or r****t and don't forward it,
You may be a Muslim.
color=red For your 1PP entertainment, enjoy. /col... (show quote)


Great Post Crazy. Had not heard those. :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Aug 27, 2013 05:26:50   #
Snoopy
 
Jeff did it again! Hit the honest t***h!

Snoopy

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Aug 27, 2013 06:00:21   #
snowbear37 Loc: MA.
 
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

If more people had the courage to treat the muslims like this, maybe they wouldn't be so dangerous.

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Aug 27, 2013 07:19:22   #
banpc27
 
CrazyHorse wrote:
For your 1PP entertainment, enjoy.


Funny, its ok to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish etc etc, But its insensitive to make jokes about Muslims.
The sooner we are all on same level playing field the better.

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:

BEAUTIFUL................
1. If you refine heroin for a living,
But you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a Muslim.

2. If you own a £3,000 machine gun and a £5,000 rocket launcher,
But you can't afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim.

3. If you have more wives than teeth,
You may be a Muslim.

4. If you wipe your bum with your bare hand
But consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles:
Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. If you can't think of anyone
You haven't declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.

7. If you consider television dangerous
But routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones
Have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
You may be a Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women
And think every man should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim.


10. If you find this offensive or r****t and don't forward it,
You may be a Muslim.
color=red For your 1PP entertainment, enjoy. /col... (show quote)

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Aug 27, 2013 10:24:09   #
CrazyHorse Loc: Kansas
 
Quid Pro Quo, banpc27: Not hardly!!!

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Aug 27, 2013 10:35:51   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
I have not yet put my weekly joke out and find I may be unable to top this!

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Aug 27, 2013 10:40:31   #
hprinze Loc: Central Florida
 
snowbear37 wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

If more people had the courage to treat the muslims like this, maybe they wouldn't be so dangerous.




Exactly.

And the same could be said about negro hiidlums and q***rs.

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Aug 27, 2013 10:51:35   #
katz Loc: washington
 
bmac32 wrote:
Thanks, I needed that.


dito :-P

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Aug 27, 2013 11:13:56   #
rumitoid
 
CrazyHorse wrote:
For your 1PP entertainment, enjoy.


Funny, its ok to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish etc etc, But its insensitive to make jokes about Muslims.
The sooner we are all on same level playing field the better.

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:


1. If you refine heroin for a living,
But you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a Muslim.

2. If you own a £3,000 machine gun and a £5,000 rocket launcher,
But you can't afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim.

3. If you have more wives than teeth,
You may be a Muslim.

4. If you wipe your bum with your bare hand
But consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles:
Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. If you can't think of anyone
You haven't declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.

7. If you consider television dangerous
But routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones
Have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
You may be a Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women
And think every man should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim.


10. If you find this offensive or r****t and don't forward it,
You may be a Muslim.
color=red For your 1PP entertainment, enjoy. /col... (show quote)


If you want to join the human race, laugh at yourself.
This may work far, far better than any march to break and ease tensions. I tell Irish jokes all the time and I am Irish. My son-in-law is Polish has some of the best "pollak" jokes I ever heard. We all need to lighten up a bit.

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