For your 1PP entertainment, enjoy.
Funny, its ok to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish etc etc, But its insensitive to make jokes about Muslims.
The sooner we are all on same level playing field the better.
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. If you refine heroin for a living,
But you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a £3,000 machine gun and a £5,000 rocket launcher,
But you can't afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth,
You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your bum with your bare hand
But consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles:
Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. If you can't think of anyone
You haven't declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous
But routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones
Have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women
And think every man should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive or r****t and don't forward it,
You may be a Muslim.
CrazyHorse wrote:
For your 1PP entertainment, enjoy.
Funny, its ok to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish etc etc, But its insensitive to make jokes about Muslims.
The sooner we are all on same level playing field the better.
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. If you refine heroin for a living,
But you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a £3,000 machine gun and a £5,000 rocket launcher,
But you can't afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth,
You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your bum with your bare hand
But consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles:
Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. If you can't think of anyone
You haven't declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous
But routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones
Have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women
And think every man should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive or r****t and don't forward it,
You may be a Muslim.
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Holy Cow!
Jeff Foxworthy sure has courage! He's WAY smarter than a 5th grader! I v**e for him!
faithistheword wrote:
Holy Cow!
Jeff Foxworthy sure has courage! He's WAY smarter than a 5th grader! I v**e for him!
Yeah he is. Makes my IQ of 65 seem stupid. Oh well I love the laugh it caused me. Love ya Jeff
faithistheword wrote:
Holy Cow!
Jeff Foxworthy sure has courage! He's WAY smarter than a 5th grader! I v**e for him!
Love It. LMAO :thumbup: :thumbup:
CrazyHorse wrote:
For your 1PP entertainment, enjoy.
Funny, its ok to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish etc etc, But its insensitive to make jokes about Muslims.
The sooner we are all on same level playing field the better.
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. If you refine heroin for a living,
But you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a £3,000 machine gun and a £5,000 rocket launcher,
But you can't afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth,
You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your bum with your bare hand
But consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles:
Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. If you can't think of anyone
You haven't declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous
But routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones
Have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women
And think every man should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive or r****t and don't forward it,
You may be a Muslim.
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Great Post Crazy. Had not heard those. :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jeff did it again! Hit the honest t***h!
Snoopy
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
If more people had the courage to treat the muslims like this, maybe they wouldn't be so dangerous.
Quid Pro Quo, banpc27: Not hardly!!!
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
I have not yet put my weekly joke out and find I may be unable to top this!
snowbear37 wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
If more people had the courage to treat the muslims like this, maybe they wouldn't be so dangerous.
Exactly.
And the same could be said about negro hiidlums and q***rs.
CrazyHorse wrote:
For your 1PP entertainment, enjoy.
Funny, its ok to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish etc etc, But its insensitive to make jokes about Muslims.
The sooner we are all on same level playing field the better.
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. If you refine heroin for a living,
But you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a £3,000 machine gun and a £5,000 rocket launcher,
But you can't afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth,
You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your bum with your bare hand
But consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles:
Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. If you can't think of anyone
You haven't declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous
But routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones
Have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women
And think every man should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive or r****t and don't forward it,
You may be a Muslim.
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If you want to join the human race, laugh at yourself.
This may work far, far better than any march to break and ease tensions. I tell Irish jokes all the time and I am Irish. My son-in-law is Polish has some of the best "pollak" jokes I ever heard. We all need to lighten up a bit.
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