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Aug 2, 2015 12:42:24 #
The Royal Canadian Mint has just announced that they will remove the polar bear from their two dollar coin
in view of their demise with g****l w*****g.In the heighth of political correctness they will replace the polar bear with two gay deer.
Guts and balls;there is a medical distinction.
Wev'e heard of people having guts or balls,but do you know the difference???
In an effort to keep you opp ers informed,the definitions are listed below.
"Guts "is arriving home after a late night out with the boysand being met at the door by your wife with her broom,and having the guts to say"are you still cleaning or flying somewhere"?
"Balls"is coming home after a night out with the boys
smelling of perfume and beer ,and lipstick on your collar
,
slapping your wife on the butt and saying"You are next chubby"
There are two outcomes of the previous instances.both could result in hospital bills or even death.
I hope I have cleared up any misconceptions you have .
In Los Angeles a four story apartment building burned to the ground.
A Nigerian immigrant family of six lived on the first floor,all six perished.
Eleven illegal Mexican immigrants occupied the second floor.sadly all eleven succumbed to the flames.
A black gang of four drug dealers lived on the third floor,they too perished.
A white couple lived on the fourth floor,--they survived.
Jesse Jackson,John Burris And Al Sharpton were furious.
They flew into L.A. and met with the fire department Chief,while being filmed by ABC.They demanded to know why of the twenty three souls living in the building,that they were only able to save the "white folks"
The Fire Chief just replied
"THEY WERE AT WORK"
in view of their demise with g****l w*****g.In the heighth of political correctness they will replace the polar bear with two gay deer.
Guts and balls;there is a medical distinction.
Wev'e heard of people having guts or balls,but do you know the difference???
In an effort to keep you opp ers informed,the definitions are listed below.
"Guts "is arriving home after a late night out with the boysand being met at the door by your wife with her broom,and having the guts to say"are you still cleaning or flying somewhere"?
"Balls"is coming home after a night out with the boys
smelling of perfume and beer ,and lipstick on your collar
,
slapping your wife on the butt and saying"You are next chubby"
There are two outcomes of the previous instances.both could result in hospital bills or even death.
I hope I have cleared up any misconceptions you have .
In Los Angeles a four story apartment building burned to the ground.
A Nigerian immigrant family of six lived on the first floor,all six perished.
Eleven illegal Mexican immigrants occupied the second floor.sadly all eleven succumbed to the flames.
A black gang of four drug dealers lived on the third floor,they too perished.
A white couple lived on the fourth floor,--they survived.
Jesse Jackson,John Burris And Al Sharpton were furious.
They flew into L.A. and met with the fire department Chief,while being filmed by ABC.They demanded to know why of the twenty three souls living in the building,that they were only able to save the "white folks"
The Fire Chief just replied
"THEY WERE AT WORK"
Aug 2, 2015 13:01:42 #
Cool two gay deer will go nicely with your two gay Cherokees!
badbobby wrote:
The Royal Canadian Mint has just announced that th... (show quote)
Aug 2, 2015 13:02:18 #
Aug 2, 2015 13:05:23 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Love the jokes, BB. :lol: :thumbup: :lol:
Since the last such post of yours was titled 'four', and you only listed three...I am left wondering: Is three is as high as you can count correctly :?: :mrgreen:
Since the last such post of yours was titled 'four', and you only listed three...I am left wondering: Is three is as high as you can count correctly :?: :mrgreen:
Aug 2, 2015 13:07:38 #
Well, Mr. B. :thumbup: my husband not only grinned, he laughed. Thanks.....
Aug 2, 2015 13:30:20 #
slatten49 wrote:
Love the jokes, BB. :lol: :thumbup: :lol:
Since the last such post of yours was titled 'four', and you only listed three...I am left wondering: Is three is as high as you can count correctly :?: :mrgreen:
Since the last such post of yours was titled 'four', and you only listed three...I am left wondering: Is three is as high as you can count correctly :?: :mrgreen:
mayhaps
Aug 2, 2015 13:32:11 #
Raylan Wolfe wrote:
Cool two gay deer will go nicely with your two gay Cherokees!
you never told us who posts for you ray :thumbdown: :thumbdown:
Aug 2, 2015 13:39:43 #
American women Indians never wore feathers in their hair, it was strictly worn by the male Indians, get it?
badbobby wrote:
you never told us who posts for you ray :thumbdown: :thumbdown:
Aug 2, 2015 13:40:24 #
Aug 2, 2015 13:59:55 #
slatten49 wrote:
Now, you're stealing my line :!: :hunf:
no just quoting
and
did you read the poem I dedicated to you?
it was on july 1 I believe
"a poem"
Aug 2, 2015 14:18:39 #
Thats news to us,,,,,,, women wear feathers in most traditional costumes,,,, and pow pows,,,
Perhaps you should go tell the womens warrior societies,,,, that they have been doing it all wrong and that they are a bunch of confused lesbians....
That should be worth watching!!!!!
Perhaps you should go tell the womens warrior societies,,,, that they have been doing it all wrong and that they are a bunch of confused lesbians....
That should be worth watching!!!!!
Raylan Wolfe wrote:
American women Indians never wore feathers in their hair, it was strictly worn by the male Indians, get it?
Aug 2, 2015 14:48:06 #
Native American women Indians never wore feathers in their hair until the 1930's when they pandered to the tourists who expected such things!
Today even genuine Americans Indians have taken to wearing headbands pandering to a false image created by the film industry!
Today even genuine Americans Indians have taken to wearing headbands pandering to a false image created by the film industry!
Ve'hoe wrote:
Thats news to us,,,,,,, women wear feathers in most traditional costumes,,,, and pow pows,,,
Perhaps you should go tell the womens warrior societies,,,, that they have been doing it all wrong and that they are a bunch of confused lesbians....
That should be worth watching!!!!!
Perhaps you should go tell the womens warrior societies,,,, that they have been doing it all wrong and that they are a bunch of confused lesbians....
That should be worth watching!!!!!
Aug 2, 2015 18:32:24 #
Here you are, BB:
Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing.
He called the royal weather forecaster and enquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours.
The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days.
So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen. On the way he met a farmer on his donkey. Upon seeing the king the farmer said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once because in just a short time I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area".
The king was polite and considerate, he replied: "I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an extensively educated and experienced professional. Besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him and I will continue on my way." So he continued on his way.
However, a short time later a torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked and their entourage chuckled upon seeing them in such a shameful condition.
Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the weatherman at once!
Then he summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious and high paying role of royal forecaster.
The farmer said, "Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey's ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain."
So the king hired the donkey.
And so began the practice of hiring asses to work in the government and occupy its highest and most influential positions.
Yes, and now we have one who acts as though he's the king of the asses, and they all look down their noses at those who have enough p***e in themselves to work for a living at REAL JOBS, and these honest workers believe the Bible where it says, "Vengeance is Mine," sayeth the Lord.
Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing.
He called the royal weather forecaster and enquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours.
The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days.
So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen. On the way he met a farmer on his donkey. Upon seeing the king the farmer said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once because in just a short time I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area".
The king was polite and considerate, he replied: "I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an extensively educated and experienced professional. Besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him and I will continue on my way." So he continued on his way.
However, a short time later a torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked and their entourage chuckled upon seeing them in such a shameful condition.
Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the weatherman at once!
Then he summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious and high paying role of royal forecaster.
The farmer said, "Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey's ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain."
So the king hired the donkey.
And so began the practice of hiring asses to work in the government and occupy its highest and most influential positions.
Yes, and now we have one who acts as though he's the king of the asses, and they all look down their noses at those who have enough p***e in themselves to work for a living at REAL JOBS, and these honest workers believe the Bible where it says, "Vengeance is Mine," sayeth the Lord.
Aug 2, 2015 18:53:23 #
BearK wrote:
Here you are, BB: br br Once upon a time there wa... (show quote)
very good Bear
you are a great and wise lady :thumbup: :thumbup:
Aug 2, 2015 18:55:55 #
Ve'hoe wrote:
Thats news to us,,,,,,, women wear feathers in most traditional costumes,,,, and pow pows,,,
Perhaps you should go tell the womens warrior societies,,,, that they have been doing it all wrong and that they are a bunch of confused lesbians....
That should be worth watching!!!!!
Perhaps you should go tell the womens warrior societies,,,, that they have been doing it all wrong and that they are a bunch of confused lesbians....
That should be worth watching!!!!!
ray
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