This is for those of my older generation who do not really comprehend why Facebook exists.
Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.
Therefore, every day I go down on the street and tell the passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do tomorrow night. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog and me gardening and spending time in my pool.
I also listen to their conversations and I tell them I love them.
And it works. I already have 3 people following me: 2 police officers and a psychiatrist.
If this is original, you are a superior satirist.
cold iron wrote:
This is for those of my older generation who do not really comprehend why Facebook exists.
Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.
Therefore, every day I go down on the street and tell the passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do tomorrow night. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog and me gardening and spending time in my pool.
I also listen to their conversations and I tell them I love them.
And it works. I already have 3 people following me: 2 police officers and a psychiatrist.
This is for those of my older generation who do no... (
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cold iron wrote:
This is for those of my older generation who do not really comprehend why Facebook exists.
Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.
Therefore, every day I go down on the street and tell the passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do tomorrow night. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog and me gardening and spending time in my pool.
I also listen to their conversations and I tell them I love them.
And it works. I already have 3 people following me: 2 police officers and a psychiatrist.
This is for those of my older generation who do no... (
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I am pleased to hear that. I now only have one policeman and no psychiatrists following me. I guess they have deemed you needing more help and watching than me. :oops: :mrgreen: :XD: :-P
cold iron wrote:
This is for those of my older generation who do not really comprehend why Facebook exists.
Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.
Therefore, every day I go down on the street and tell the passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do tomorrow night. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog and me gardening and spending time in my pool.
I also listen to their conversations and I tell them I love them.
And it works. I already have 3 people following me: 2 police officers and a psychiatrist.
This is for those of my older generation who do no... (
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....and ignored by everyone else (just like on FB)...very funny.
I agree totally, but I suppose there are certain groups of people hooked on Face Book the way many of us are hooked on Political Plaza. Huck
FB the consummate selfie?
I H**E FACEBOOK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cold iron wrote:
This is for those of my older generation who do not really comprehend why Facebook exists.
Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.
Therefore, every day I go down on the street and tell the passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do tomorrow night. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog and me gardening and spending time in my pool.
I also listen to their conversations and I tell them I love them.
And it works. I already have 3 people following me: 2 police officers and a psychiatrist.
This is for those of my older generation who do no... (
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I joined Facebook a long time ago and never did use it for anything. But now every once in a while I get an email saying someone has changed their status. I just think to myself "Do I really give a s**t"?
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