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Ever wonder why Face Book is?
Aug 1, 2015 13:29:54   #
cold iron Loc: White House
 
This is for those of my older generation who do not really comprehend why Facebook exists.

Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.

Therefore, every day I go down on the street and tell the passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do tomorrow night. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog and me gardening and spending time in my pool.
I also listen to their conversations and I tell them I love them.

And it works. I already have 3 people following me: 2 police officers and a psychiatrist.

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Aug 1, 2015 13:59:44   #
UncleJesse Loc: Hazzard Co, GA
 
If this is original, you are a superior satirist.

cold iron wrote:
This is for those of my older generation who do not really comprehend why Facebook exists.

Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.

Therefore, every day I go down on the street and tell the passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do tomorrow night. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog and me gardening and spending time in my pool.
I also listen to their conversations and I tell them I love them.

And it works. I already have 3 people following me: 2 police officers and a psychiatrist.
This is for those of my older generation who do no... (show quote)

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Aug 1, 2015 15:01:21   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
cold iron wrote:
This is for those of my older generation who do not really comprehend why Facebook exists.

Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.

Therefore, every day I go down on the street and tell the passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do tomorrow night. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog and me gardening and spending time in my pool.
I also listen to their conversations and I tell them I love them.

And it works. I already have 3 people following me: 2 police officers and a psychiatrist.
This is for those of my older generation who do no... (show quote)


I am pleased to hear that. I now only have one policeman and no psychiatrists following me. I guess they have deemed you needing more help and watching than me. :oops: :mrgreen: :XD: :-P

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Aug 1, 2015 20:09:23   #
Dummy Boy Loc: Michigan
 
cold iron wrote:
This is for those of my older generation who do not really comprehend why Facebook exists.

Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.

Therefore, every day I go down on the street and tell the passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do tomorrow night. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog and me gardening and spending time in my pool.
I also listen to their conversations and I tell them I love them.

And it works. I already have 3 people following me: 2 police officers and a psychiatrist.
This is for those of my older generation who do no... (show quote)


....and ignored by everyone else (just like on FB)...very funny.

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Aug 2, 2015 06:56:20   #
Huck Loc: The Midwest
 
I agree totally, but I suppose there are certain groups of people hooked on Face Book the way many of us are hooked on Political Plaza. Huck

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Aug 2, 2015 11:26:57   #
rich boise Loc: Idaho
 
FB the consummate selfie?

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Aug 2, 2015 16:23:18   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
rich boise wrote:
FB the consummate selfie?


:thumbup:

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Aug 2, 2015 18:04:30   #
ceramicsmom
 
I H**E FACEBOOK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Aug 2, 2015 19:56:26   #
Peaver Bogart Loc: Montana
 
cold iron wrote:
This is for those of my older generation who do not really comprehend why Facebook exists.

Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.

Therefore, every day I go down on the street and tell the passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do tomorrow night. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog and me gardening and spending time in my pool.
I also listen to their conversations and I tell them I love them.

And it works. I already have 3 people following me: 2 police officers and a psychiatrist.
This is for those of my older generation who do no... (show quote)


I joined Facebook a long time ago and never did use it for anything. But now every once in a while I get an email saying someone has changed their status. I just think to myself "Do I really give a s**t"?

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Aug 3, 2015 10:01:35   #
cold iron Loc: White House
 
Peaver Bogart wrote:
I joined Facebook a long time ago and never did use it for anything. But now every once in a while I get an email saying someone has changed their status. I just think to myself "Do I really give a s**t"?


LOL LOL :thumbup:

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