badbobby Loc: texas

Sipping her drink the single woman smirked and said
"Last friday after work I went to my boyfriends office wearing a leather coat.After everyone left I slipped it off and had on only a leather bodice ,bl ack stockings and high heels.My boyfriend was so aroused that we made mad passionate love right then and there"!

The engaged woman giggled and said"Thats pretty much my story.When my fiancé came to pick me up he found me waiting for him in a black mask,leather bodice,black hose and black high heels .He was so turned on that we made love all night ,and he now wants to move up our wedding date".

The married woman put her drink down and said
"I did a lot of planning,I made arrangements for the kid's grandma to keep them over night.I took a long oil scented bath and sprayed my best perfume on all the right places.I slipped into a tight black leather bodice,a black garter belt,black stockings and six inch black stilettos and finished it off with a black sequined mask.when my husband came home he grabbed a beer and the remote,plopped down in the recliner and yelled
"HEY BAT MAN WHATS FOR SUPPER"???

and

There's a new study on what women think of their ass.
the results varied.

Thirty percent of the women interviewed felt that their ass was too fat
Ten percent felt that their ass was too skinny
The other sixty percent said they really didn't care.
he was a good man and they loved him either way

cesspool jones Loc: atlanta

I want 3 women...all in the kitchen going apes**t with the cooking

okie don

Ditto, cesspool. Lol's

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

There is a wonderful old saying, which appropriately fits your "want".

It says, "You are old enough for your wants not to hurt you!"

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

"Ditto" to you, my response to cesspool.

cesspool jones Loc: atlanta

I know...just messin around

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

As you seem hungry, I have an extra item available.

BearK Loc: TN

I notice minor fruit and vegetable, a lot of fat, little bun, and pickled head - yep, that about describes it! Good job, AuntiE.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

We are going to have afternoon snacks at the house party, in a bit. There should be something available for your tastebuds. :idea:

okie don

Will that ' effect my LDL count?

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Very very probably. :shock: :roll:

okie don

Guess I'll eat a salid.(:

okie don

AuntiE
Ibsee you live in the 44th least free State.
Hope you got, or get 'Open carry' without permit' like Kansas just got about 10 days ago!
I think 5 or 6 States now have 'open carry'.
I call it Constitutional Carry.
Afterall, the 2nd Amendment to the Constitution says:
"'" SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED"'", Doesn't it ?(:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Hmm...open carry is so not going to happen here. In fact, to purchase a gun, you must now be finger printed and photographed.

As to conceal carry, the former lead prosecuting attorney, for one our large cities, was denied a concealed carry. This denial occurred while he was still prosecuting drug gangs.

Our state cannot spell the word Constitution, nor has the desire to learn how! :!: :!: :hunf:

badbobby Loc: texas

I coulda used that last nite
insteada so much Jack