Beware! Not Everyone is What they Seem
Jul 23, 2015 16:39:06 #
This is an old one, but a funny one.
So beware of nuns in cabs!
(Sorry - I screwed up the attachment - will try to fix!)
Let's see if this copy and paste works:
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'
She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'
'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'
She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do a about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'
The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'
'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'
'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'
The nun says, 'That's OK...... My name is Gary and I'm going to a Halloween party.'
So beware of nuns in cabs!
(Sorry - I screwed up the attachment - will try to fix!)
Let's see if this copy and paste works:
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'
She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'
'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'
She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do a about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'
The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'
'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'
'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'
The nun says, 'That's OK...... My name is Gary and I'm going to a Halloween party.'
Jul 23, 2015 16:53:16 #
no propaganda please
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PaulPisces wrote:
This is an old one, but a funny one. br So beware ... (show quote)
VERY FUNNY THANKS FOR POSTING IT
Jul 23, 2015 17:48:16 #
no propaganda please wrote:
VERY FUNNY THANKS FOR POSTING IT
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Ditto. :thumbup:
Jul 24, 2015 12:35:41 #
Jul 24, 2015 14:20:23 #
PaulPisces wrote:
This is an old one, but a funny one. br So beware ... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :-) :lol:
Jul 24, 2015 17:43:23 #
PaulPisces wrote:
This is an old one, but a funny one. br So beware ... (show quote)
only from you Paul
I hafta laff tho :lol: :lol:
Jul 24, 2015 19:29:43 #
badbobby wrote:
only from you Paul
I hafta laff tho :lol: :lol:
I hafta laff tho :lol: :lol:
Yes, he does come up with some good ones.
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