Trip to the Dentist joke
Jul 21, 2015 20:00:11 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
A guy goes to a female dentist to have an infected tooth extracted.
He settles himself in the dentist chair. She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthetic shot.
No way, no needles! I h**e needles! the man exclaimed.
So she started to hook up the nitrogenous oxide tank, and the man said, I cant do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!
The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill.
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No, he says, Im fine with pills.
So the dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed them.
What are those? he asked.
Viagra, she replied. Ill be darned, said the patient.
I didnt know Viagra worked as a pain k**ler. It doesnt, said the dentist.
But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.
He settles himself in the dentist chair. She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthetic shot.
No way, no needles! I h**e needles! the man exclaimed.
So she started to hook up the nitrogenous oxide tank, and the man said, I cant do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!
The dentist then asked the patient if he had any objections to taking a pill.
>
No, he says, Im fine with pills.
So the dentist gave him two little blue pills and he swallowed them.
What are those? he asked.
Viagra, she replied. Ill be darned, said the patient.
I didnt know Viagra worked as a pain k**ler. It doesnt, said the dentist.
But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.
Jul 21, 2015 20:18:41 #
She had better hope it is large enough he doesn't have to hold it between thumb and forefinger, like Swabbies do.
Jul 21, 2015 23:44:06 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
PoppaGringo wrote:
She had better hope it is large enough he doesn't have to hold it between thumb and forefinger, like Swabbies do.
Hey! I resemble that remark! I mean, I resent that remark! Oh, never mind.
Jul 22, 2015 09:19:15 #
no propaganda please wrote:
A guy goes to a female dentist to have an infected... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: It just might work.
Jul 22, 2015 09:47:27 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
She had better hope it is large enough he doesn't have to hold it between thumb and forefinger, like Swabbies do.
CAREFUL with that there Swabby stuff , :evil: :evil: :evil:
Jul 22, 2015 10:18:11 #
beenthere2
Loc: Florida Panhandle
PoppaGringo wrote:
She had better hope it is large enough he doesn't have to hold it between thumb and forefinger, like Swabbies do.
[PG] how do you know SOO much about SIZES????
Jul 22, 2015 16:23:10 #
Theo
Loc: Within 1000 miles of Tampa, Florida
PoppaGringo wrote:
She had better hope it is large enough he doesn't have to hold it between thumb and forefinger, like Swabbies do.
Remember, Medics are "swabbies" too! Don't!
Jul 22, 2015 16:44:07 #
beenthere2 wrote:
[PG] how do you know SOO much about SIZES????
Having to stand 'inspections' with them.
Jul 22, 2015 16:46:49 #
Theo wrote:
Remember, Medics are "swabbies" too! Don't!
I have never met a Swabbie 'medic'. However, I have known a few Corpsmen.
Jul 22, 2015 17:00:45 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
She had better hope it is large enough he doesn't have to hold it between thumb and forefinger, like Swabbies do.
Poppa's been peepin in the Navy barracks again :lol: :lol:
Jul 22, 2015 17:03:13 #
Jul 22, 2015 17:04:35 #
no propaganda please wrote:
A guy goes to a female dentist to have an infected... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I was laffin np
until that Marine came in
now I'm laffin harder
Jul 22, 2015 17:04:55 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
Poppa's been peepin in the Navy barracks again :lol: :lol:
Why would he bother...there's nothing worthwhile seeing. :roll:
Jul 22, 2015 17:17:15 #
badbobby wrote:
been there
done that
done that
That is why it is known as 'short arm' inspections.
Jul 22, 2015 17:47:57 #
slatten49 wrote:
Why would he bother...there's nothing worthwhile seeing. :roll:
dunno Slat
but he seems pretty wrapped up in his interest of
Swabbies
personal items :mrgreen:
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