Saturday morning
Jul 19, 2015 11:47:08 #
Going the e-mail rounds.:lol: :lol:
Saturday morning the weather was too bad for golf. Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said:
"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness." So I said, "Come in and sit down."
I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?"
He said, "Beats the s**t out of me. Nobody's ever let me in before."
Saturday morning the weather was too bad for golf. Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said:
"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness." So I said, "Come in and sit down."
I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?"
He said, "Beats the s**t out of me. Nobody's ever let me in before."
Jul 20, 2015 09:48:40 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.:lol: :lol:
Saturday morning the weather was too bad for golf. Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said:
"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness." So I said, "Come in and sit down."
I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?"
He said, "Beats the s**t out of me. Nobody's ever let me in before."
Saturday morning the weather was too bad for golf. Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said:
"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness." So I said, "Come in and sit down."
I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?"
He said, "Beats the s**t out of me. Nobody's ever let me in before."
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jul 20, 2015 11:05:08 #
Now tha'ts 'clean' humor. I have been around J. W's since the early 60's. You may not agree with there wiews, but all around great and honest people, bearing in mind that someone is watching you.
Jul 20, 2015 11:23:18 #
pappadeux wrote:
Now tha'ts 'clean' humor. I have been around J. W's since the early 60's. You may not agree with there wiews, but all around great and honest people, bearing in mind that someone is watching you.
:lol: :lol: Haven't seen any of those around in quite awhile.
Jul 20, 2015 14:07:39 #
Jul 20, 2015 14:56:30 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.:lol: :lol:
Saturday morning the weather was too bad for golf. Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said:
"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness." So I said, "Come in and sit down."
I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?"
He said, "Beats the s**t out of me. Nobody's ever let me in before."
Saturday morning the weather was too bad for golf. Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said:
"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness." So I said, "Come in and sit down."
I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?"
He said, "Beats the s**t out of me. Nobody's ever let me in before."
Hilariously funny.
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