A Scotsman's first baseball game.
Jul 18, 2015 13:22:45 #
Received this from a Canadian friend. :lol: :lol:
A SCOTSMAN'S FIRST BASEBALL GAME!
A Scotsman moves to Canada and attends his first baseball game.
The first batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few swings, then hits a double.
Everyone is on their feet screaming "Run!!!"
The next batter hits a single.
The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers "RUN!! RUN!!".
The Scotsman is enjoying the game and begins screaming with the fans.
The fifth batter comes up and four balls go by,
The Umpire calls: "Walk."
The batter starts his slow trot to first base.
The Scot stands up and screams, "Run ye lazy bastard, run!"
The people around him begin laughing.
Embarrassed, the Scot sits back down.
A friendly fan notes the man's embarrassment, leans over and explains, He can't run -- he has four balls."
The Scot stands up and screams: "Walk with p***e, Laddie!"
A SCOTSMAN'S FIRST BASEBALL GAME!
A Scotsman moves to Canada and attends his first baseball game.
The first batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few swings, then hits a double.
Everyone is on their feet screaming "Run!!!"
The next batter hits a single.
The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers "RUN!! RUN!!".
The Scotsman is enjoying the game and begins screaming with the fans.
The fifth batter comes up and four balls go by,
The Umpire calls: "Walk."
The batter starts his slow trot to first base.
The Scot stands up and screams, "Run ye lazy bastard, run!"
The people around him begin laughing.
Embarrassed, the Scot sits back down.
A friendly fan notes the man's embarrassment, leans over and explains, He can't run -- he has four balls."
The Scot stands up and screams: "Walk with p***e, Laddie!"
Jul 18, 2015 13:31:47 #
Elwood wrote:
Received this from a Canadian friend. :lol: :lol:... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jul 18, 2015 14:03:53 #
Oy vey, Elwood. You've outdone yourself with this one. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
Jul 18, 2015 17:27:00 #
Rufus wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
I wonder what the baseball player was thinking when he heard that? :lol: :lol:
Jul 18, 2015 18:11:16 #
Elwood wrote:
I wonder what the baseball player was thinking when he heard that? :lol: :lol:
Probably, WTH?
Jul 19, 2015 12:01:25 #
Jul 19, 2015 13:34:33 #
boatbob2 wrote:
NOPE,WTF............
:lol: :lol: That's what came to my mind after reading Poppa's post. :mrgreen:
Jul 19, 2015 13:45:21 #
Elwood wrote:
Received this from a Canadian friend. :lol: :lol:... (show quote)
with four balls
he should give two of them to Obama
Jul 19, 2015 13:46:50 #
badbobby wrote:
with four balls
he should give two of them to Obama
he should give two of them to Obama
:lol: :lol: That's a winner. :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jul 19, 2015 14:27:56 #
badbobby wrote:
with four balls
he should give two of them to Obama
he should give two of them to Obama
He wouldn't know what they were for or what to do with them.
Jul 19, 2015 18:56:15 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
He wouldn't know what they were for or what to do with them.
okay
Jul 19, 2015 19:35:05 #
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