Danielle wrote:
I have a best friend in Albuquerque whom I have known since the first grade. We graduated from highschool together. She is more like a sister than a friend, and every now and then, she sends me something really cute. She, too, is most concerned about the state of this country and the future of our children and grandkids -- what patriotic American isn't? There's a lunatic in the White House and half the country supports him!
I think a number of you, especially you patriots, will get a real kick out of this one. I guess we need a few laughs now and then. It also makes a statement. I'm sure you patriots will get it. But, don't leave it to Liberal logic.
"Yesterday, I wore my Vietnam Veterans cap when I went to Wal-Mart. There was nothing in particular that I needed at the world's largest retailer; but, since I retired, trips to Wally World to look at the 'Walmartians' is always good for some comic release. Besides, I always feel pretty normal after seeing some of the people who frequent this establishment.
"But, I digress ...enough of my psychological fixations.
"While standing in line to check out, the guy in front of me, probably in his early thirties, asked, 'Are you a Vietnam Vet?'
"'No,' I replied.
"'Then why are you wearing that cap?'
"'Because I couldn't find the one from the War of 1812.'
"I thought this was a snappy retort.
"'The War of 1812, huh?' the 'Walmartian' queried, 'When
was that?'
"God forgive me, but I couldn't pass up such an opportunity. '1936.'
"I answered as straight-faced as possible.
"He pondered my response for a moment and then asked, 'why do they call it the War of 1812 if it was in 1936?'
"'It was a Black Operation. No one is supposed to know about it.'
"This was beginning to be way too much fun!
"'Dude! Really?' he exclaimed.
"'How did you get to do something that COOOOL?'
"I glanced furtively around me for effect, leaned toward the guy, and in a low voice said, 'I'm not sure. I was the only Causasian on the mission.'
"'Dude,' he was really getting excited about what he was hearing, 'that is seriously awesome! But, didn't you kind of stand out?'
"'Not really. The other guys were all wearing white camouf**ge.'
"The moron nodded knowingly.
"'Listen man,' I said in a very serious tone, 'You can't tell anyone about this. It's still 'top secret' and I shouldn't have said anything.'
"'Oh yeah?' he gave me that, 'don't threaten me look.' 'Like, what's gonna happen if I do?'
"With a really hard look I said, 'You have a family don't you? We wouldn't want anything to happen to them, would we?'
"The guy gulped, left his basket where it was and fled through the door. By this time, the lady behind me was about to have a heart attack, she was laughing so hard. I just grinned at her.
"After checking out and going to the parking lot, I saw the Dimwit leaning in a car window talking to a young woman. Upon catching sight of me, he started pointing excitedly in my direction.
"Giving him another 'deadly' serious look, I made the 'I see you' gesture. He turned kind of pale, jumped into the car and sped out of the parking lot in a flurry of dust.
"What a great time I had!
"Tomorrow I'm going back with my Homeland Security cap.
"Then the next day I will go to the DMV so I can wear a Border Patrol hat and see how long it takes to empty out the place.
"Whoever said retirement is boring? ...just needs the right kind of cap."
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Instead of listening only to Fox to get an idea of liberal thought, you ought to, once a month, try msnbc.
For a Liberal, Liberty means minimal regulation of personal life and adequate regulation of business: Democracy. For a Conservative, Liberty means minimal regulation of business and maximal regulation of personal life: F*****m.
President Coolidge best stated the conservative philosophy of government: The chief business of the American people is business. Wrong! Our chief business is exactly as stated in the preamble to our Constitution: to... promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessing of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity
Yes, there was a time when Welfare was a good idea and when Posterity was the most important concern. The Founding Liberals understood that a nation without a thriving young generation faces its doom. Care of the young is the highest priority of every animal on Earth - except the Conservative! Mother Nature is a Liberal!
The Conservatives belief that Liberals want e******y of wealth is a self-induced hallucination. Liberals want a true e******y of opportunity for all children, regardless of parentage. To thrive, all children must get all the health care, food, shelter, and play they need and as much free education as they can absorb, from prenatal through university.
A level playing field and equal opportunity from the moment of conception are the liberals core beliefs. When 99% of all scientific discoveries are made by 1% of all scientists, providing excellent care and education only for children of the rich will not produce enough brilliant leaders in technology, industry, and government. If you want all the cream, you have to milk all the cows.
Because support for children by local taxes inevitably result in deprived areas, federal spending must finance all care of the young. Non-discretionary income should never be taxed and discretionary income should be taxed progressively because the rich spend progressively more than others.
Conservatives hold the opposite view. They believe children should be rewarded or punished depending on how well or how poorly they choose their parents. They want the care of the young to be financed by local taxes so that quality of education is doled out according to class and so that fundamentalist school boards can teach creationism.
Instead of taxing wealthy estates, consisting mostly of never-taxed capital gains and municipal bond interest, they would endow the least productive segment of society: children of the rich. Since Congress can be bought, wealth is power and inherited wealth is inherited power aristocracy, the survival and triumph of the incompetent - the exact opposite of meritocracy, the exact opposite of democracy. This is dishonesty and corruption. Conservatism is a crime against Nature!
Conservatives believe the tax burden should be shifted from the rich to the middle class, from capital to labor. They would create a polarized generation: a small aristocracy and a large underclass - a lost generation. Conservatism is a complete betrayal of the Founding Liberals. Beware the f**g-waving, allegiance-pledging, chicken-hawk Conservatives!!