She's single... She's shapely ...She's beautiful and she lives right across the street
Jul 14, 2015 15:26:51 #
She's single... She's shapely ...She's beautiful and she lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window.
I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised
when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.
I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and
I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and
have sex tonight. Are you doing anything?
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free".
"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"
I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised
when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.
I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and
I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and
have sex tonight. Are you doing anything?
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free".
"Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"
Jul 14, 2015 16:31:37 #
eagleye13 wrote:
She's single... She's shapely ...She's beautiful a... (show quote)
Dang it all, eagle, did you have to out me? I tried to keep that a secret.
Jul 14, 2015 16:47:00 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
PoppaGringo wrote:
Dang it all, eagle, did you have to out me? I tried to keep that a secret.
Oh boy! I thought that was just a rumor. Do you REALLY baby sit strangers dogs?! Man oh man, I'd h**e to be you right now. :mrgreen:
Oh, BTW, are you free this weekend? I have 7 weenie dogs that need looking after, while I take the wife camping. :wink:
Jul 14, 2015 23:27:47 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Dang it all, eagle, did you have to out me? I tried to keep that a secret.
How on earth did he find out? :?: :shock: :mrgreen:
Jul 14, 2015 23:28:41 #
lpnmajor wrote:
Oh boy! I thought that was just a rumor. Do you REALLY baby sit strangers dogs?! Man oh man, I'd h**e to be you right now. :mrgreen:
Oh, BTW, are you free this weekend? I have 7 weenie dogs that need looking after, while I take the wife camping. :wink:
Oh, BTW, are you free this weekend? I have 7 weenie dogs that need looking after, while I take the wife camping. :wink:
A likely story....camping with the wife. :hunf:
Jul 14, 2015 23:29:11 #
lpnmajor wrote:
Oh boy! I thought that was just a rumor. Do you REALLY baby sit strangers dogs?! Man oh man, I'd h**e to be you right now. :mrgreen:
Oh, BTW, are you free this weekend? I have 7 weenie dogs that need looking after, while I take the wife camping. :wink:
Oh, BTW, are you free this weekend? I have 7 weenie dogs that need looking after, while I take the wife camping. :wink:
Sorry, but my Meowrine would object to having canines in our home.
Jul 14, 2015 23:31:52 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Sorry, but my Meowrine would object to having canines in our home.
Excellent judgment on the Meowrine's part! :!: :thumbup: :D
Jul 15, 2015 00:24:41 #
AuntiE wrote:
How on earth did he find out? :?: :shock: :mrgreen:
I have no idea. I thought I was being very circumspect in all my activities. :oops: :mrgreen: :XD: :roll: :shock:
Jul 15, 2015 00:26:40 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
I have no idea. I thought I was being very circumspect in all my activities. :oops: :mrgreen: :XD: :roll: :shock:
Are you on a list? Good heavens, we will have to rescue you, along with Mr.B. 8-) 8-) :shock:
Jul 15, 2015 00:41:51 #
AuntiE wrote:
Are you on a list? Good heavens, we will have to rescue you, along with Mr.B. 8-) 8-) :shock:
I have always believed Elliot was trustworthy, but one can't always be sure of a Meowrine. They can be sneaky when the mood strikes.
Jul 15, 2015 08:02:00 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Dang it all, eagle, did you have to out me? I tried to keep that a secret.
I have a dog that needs baby-sitting for a week, while I'm in Chicago. 8-)
Jul 15, 2015 14:03:11 #
BearK wrote:
I have a dog that needs baby-sitting for a week, while I'm in Chicago. 8-)
My Meowrine was the deciding factor in my having to decline her request.
Therefore, I find I must respectfully also decline your's. I hope you understand.
Jul 15, 2015 17:26:22 #
Hey BEARK,IF you go to chi-town,theres a good chance he(the dog sitter) will have to keep the dogs permanently,after chi-town thugs put you into a hole.
Jul 15, 2015 19:07:15 #
AuntiE wrote:
Are you on a list? Good heavens, we will have to rescue you, along with Mr.B. 8-) 8-) :shock:
I may need rescue soon! :shock:
A woman who I was simply trying to help speed up the line at the grocery store earlier was ugly to me. :hunf: I think that I made the real Archie proud! Mrs.B. wasn't so happy though! :oops: Said she won't take me out in public again! :oops: :oops:
Looks like I have some sucking up to do now....how is that done? I never mastered that sk**l.
Jul 15, 2015 20:07:14 #
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