slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it!

My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran. (BadBobby?)

I finally got my head together...now my body is falling apart.

Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.

All reports are in...life is now officially unfair.

If all is not lost, where is it?

It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

Some days you're the dog...some days you're the hydrant.

I wish the buck stopped here...I sure could use a few.

Accidents in the back seat caused kids.

Now, kids in the back seat cause accidents.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?

It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere!

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm here after.

Funny, I don't remember being...absent minded. :roll:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Must you divulge the majority of my secrets?

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Sorry, I meant no harm. :oops: :roll: :oops: Some were mine, too. :roll:

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

Have you been spying on me again?. sounds just like my life.

SWMBO

BearK Loc: TN

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Getting old is not for softies.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Indeed. :wink:

badbobby Loc: texas

typical Marine

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Dang Squids :!: :hunf:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

:thumbup:

badbobby Loc: texas

well you posted it

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Squids are like a summer cold, they just won't go away.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Well.....I ain't old like all of you codgers!
Some days, I am allowed to be the windshield instead of the bug!! :thumbup:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I'm not believing you called me an old codger...you young whippersnapper. :lol: Go to your room :!:

archie bunker Loc: Texas

But....my room is a mess!
And, NO!! I won't clean it while I'm in there! :hunf:

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Then you will just have to continue living in your ----- cuz' mommy ain't gonna clean it up for you sonny boy. sigh...