Saturday Amusement: Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my husband, patience to for his moods and love to forgive him. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I will..... Beat him...

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

Dear Lord,

I pray for wisdom to understand my husband, patience to for his moods and love to forgive him.

Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I will.....

Beat him to death

Sincerely,

Sgt. Major (wife of) Slatten

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

AuntiE wrote:

Dear Lord,

I pray for wisdom to understand my husband, patience to for his moods and love to forgive him.

Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I will.....

Beat him to death

Sincerely,

Sgt. Major (wife of) Slatten

That sounds like a cry for help. Zoloft anyone?

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

AuntiE wrote:

Dear Lord,

I pray for wisdom to understand my husband, patience to for his moods and love to forgive him.

Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I will.....

Beat him to death

Sincerely,

Sgt. Major (wife of) Slatten

One only has to consider the source of this post to question its validity. :hunf: The Sgt. Major and I are leaving to spend the day fishing together....our world is blissful. :mrgreen:

wuzblynd Loc: thomson georgia

AuntiE wrote:

Dear Lord,

I pray for wisdom to understand my husband, patience to for his moods and love to forgive him.

Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I will.....

Beat him to death

Sincerely,

Sgt. Major (wife of) Slatten

:thumbup:

BearK Loc: TN

slatten49 wrote:

One only has to consider the source of this post to question its validity. :hunf: The Sgt. Major and I are leaving to spend the day fishing together....our world is blissful. :mrgreen:

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Have a great day. Don't catch too many, remember you'll have to clean all of them.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

slatten49 wrote:

One only has to consider the source of this post to question its validity. :hunf: The Sgt. Major and I are leaving to spend the day fishing together....our world is blissful. :mrgreen:

You sound as if you need a friendly hug and a pat on the back. We are ready to provide both

SWMBO ( HUG) NPP (Pat on the back)

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

no propaganda please wrote:

You sound as if you need a friendly hug and a pat on the back. We are ready to provide both

SWMBO ( HUG) NPP (Pat on the back)

"Yuck" He has probably handled worms. Don't hug him :shock: :shock:

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

Armageddun wrote:

"Yuck" He has probably handled worms. Don't hug him :shock: :shock:

What is wrong with worms. They make a great form of fertilizer.

Rufus Loc: Deep South

AuntiE wrote:

Dear Lord,

I pray for wisdom to understand my husband, patience to for his moods and love to forgive him.

Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I will.....

Beat him to death

Sincerely,

Sgt. Major (wife of) Slatten

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Rufus Loc: Deep South

slatten49 wrote:

One only has to consider the source of this post to question its validity. :hunf: The Sgt. Major and I are leaving to spend the day fishing together....our world is blissful. :mrgreen:

How can we be sure the Sgt. Major is alright? A picture of her holding today's newspaper would make us all feel better.

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

no propaganda please wrote:

What is wrong with worms. They make a great form of fertilizer.

Nothing is wrong with worms, it is the dirt and guts when you stick em on a hook. Knowing his reputation for exocitic foods, he probably licks his fingers...... Yuck, gag, Ewwwwww.

Makes us folks in Misery tremble. That is why we breed special worms.

BearK Loc: TN

Armageddun wrote:

Nothing is wrong with worms, it is the dirt and guts when you stick em on a hook. Knowing his reputation for exocitic foods, he probably licks his fingers...... Yuck, gag, Ewwwwww.

Makes us folks in Misery tremble. That is why we breed special worms.

Would they be 5 pounders, made of sawdust, plastic and dipped in some type of fertilizer to attract the fish :?: :P

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

BearK wrote:

Would they be 5 pounders, made of sawdust, plastic and dipped in some type of fertilizer to attract the fish :?: :P

As stated before, I will never reveal the source of my worms. But I will say they are clean. I am going to try to set a new bluegill record this year. The worms are thriving on my new formula.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Armageddun wrote:

As stated before, I will never reveal the source of my worms. But I will say they are clean. I am going to try to set a new bluegill record this year. The worms are thriving on my new formula.

As I read it, you are simply trying to worm your way out of explaining your questionable fishing exploits. :roll: The only formula I sense you possessing is an incredible one for proclivity in B.S.'g :lol:

BTW, the dam up river from Marvin's place starting releasing vast amounts of water, and the rapid-flowing river proved unworthy of any quality fishing. We ended up socializing and BBQ'ing our way through the day. :wink: :thumbup:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

BearK wrote:

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Have a great day. Don't catch too many, remember you'll have to clean all of them.

We generally catch and release, although we occasionally do filet the larger ones for broiling or baking at a later date. :thumbup: