Rufus Loc: Deep South

A traveling salesman happened upon a farmer one day. As the two were getting acquainted the salesman noticed a three legged pig and asked the farmer, " Why does that pig only have three legs ?" The farmer said, " Let me tell you about that pig. " A couple of years ago the barn caught on fire. My little boy Timmy was in there. The fire was blazing and the heat was more than I could bear. That pig got a running start, dashed into the barn, grabbed little Timmy by the arm, and d**gged him out to safety. That pig saved my little boys life. " Wow", said the salesman. " That is amazing. But why does the pig only have three legs ?" " Well ", said the farmer, " Last summer my little girl was out on the lake and the boat began to sink. She was not a very good swimmer and began to drown. I watched in horror. I can't swim a lick. The pig dove in, swam at lightning speed, grabbed my little girl by the collar and pulled her in to the bank. Saved my little girls life, " " Man, unbelievable", said the salesman. " That is some pig. But why does he only have three legs ?" " Shoot", said the farmer, " A good pig like that; you don't eat him all at once. "

Dummy Boy Loc: Michigan

Rufus Loc: Deep South

For Queen and country. :thumbup:

wuzblynd Loc: thomson georgia

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boatbob2

Sounds like something obozo would do........

badbobby Loc: texas

:lol: :lol: :lol:

badbobby Loc: texas

methinks Dummy haveth a huge problem :XD:

Dummy Boy Loc: Michigan

I don't I just really appreciate how the hypocrites articulate how I THINK:

Rufus Loc: Deep South

Hang in there DB. You are slowly being converted.