Greece - It has started
Jul 9, 2015 16:02:21 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
Theyve started!
What do you give to a Greek with a scratchcard?
A coin to scratch it with.
Ive just bought one of those Greek style yoghurts.
But there was nothing in the pot.
The Greek government are stopping the production of taramasalata and humous in order to avoid a double dip recession.
A friend of mine said "If I won a billion pounds, I'd buy Greece for a laugh."
I replied "What would you spend the other £999.999 million on?"
What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?
IOU
Greece are due to play in an international football match tomorrow.
But Im sure the game wont start.
One of the Greek players is certain to run off with the coin during the toss up!
They could not afford to stay at an inn.
So the innkeeper sent them away to sleep with the animals.
Its desperate times for the Greek Olympic Games Squad!
Ive just been to the travel agent to pick up my currency for my forthcoming holiday in Greece.
But I dont know how Im going to get a hundred goats on my flight!
Have you seen the new Greek version of Monopoly?
You just borrow all the money from the EU, never give it back and then everyone loses.
And finally:-
During a Greek football match last night, the supporters paid the ultimate insult that a Greek can.
They began singing The referees a banker.
Theyve started!
What do you give to a Greek with a scratchcard?
A coin to scratch it with.
Ive just bought one of those Greek style yoghurts.
But there was nothing in the pot.
The Greek government are stopping the production of taramasalata and humous in order to avoid a double dip recession.
A friend of mine said "If I won a billion pounds, I'd buy Greece for a laugh."
I replied "What would you spend the other £999.999 million on?"
What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?
IOU
Greece are due to play in an international football match tomorrow.
But Im sure the game wont start.
One of the Greek players is certain to run off with the coin during the toss up!
They could not afford to stay at an inn.
So the innkeeper sent them away to sleep with the animals.
Its desperate times for the Greek Olympic Games Squad!
Ive just been to the travel agent to pick up my currency for my forthcoming holiday in Greece.
But I dont know how Im going to get a hundred goats on my flight!
Have you seen the new Greek version of Monopoly?
You just borrow all the money from the EU, never give it back and then everyone loses.
And finally:-
During a Greek football match last night, the supporters paid the ultimate insult that a Greek can.
They began singing The referees a banker.
Jul 10, 2015 09:22:20 #
Funny & yet sad. And the worst part is that we are next. If you think that Obama put us in the toilet, guess who will pull the 'chain'? For those of you who don't know what the 'chain' is, back in my day we did not have lever on our toilet but a real chain with a wooden knob. We also had a out house out back just in case the chain did not work. Let us hope that this 'chain' does not work come e******n day. Give this some thought ! . MY BIG FAT AMERICAN BANKRUPTCY Coming soon....click download
Jul 10, 2015 09:23:17 #
Jul 10, 2015 13:08:36 #
pappadeux wrote:
Funny & yet sad. And the worst part is that we... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: Yup. I remember the old chain and the out house. :-D
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